Final Fantasy IX

[Dice]

I might be the only man on earth that enjoyed Tetra Master more than Triple Triad. Then again, I played FFVIII when the game was already was like 6 years old and I think that really damage my entire imagine of that game at the time.

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Nah! FFVIII is lame. :T

Triple Triad annoyed the fuck out of me by the end.  You either get really good cards or get cleaned out in seconds.  Some of the rules were made to screw you in the bum last minute.

[Annubis]

using the "card" command in FF8 made deck building tedious. 

I had a complete deck and I never used the card command a single time. Pretty much just played against others who had the cards I wanted.

Some of the rules were made to screw you in the bum last minute.

There is the mechanic where you pay someone to extend a regional rule to the entire world. When you are in space, you can extend the regional rule of "no rule" to everything. If you do that, the games are completely fair everywhere.

[MeshGearFox]

This is why FFIX is the best FF:

<Zidane> WOE IS ME GARNET IS MARRYING SOME OTHER GUY I HAVE NO WILL TO LIVE TIME TO DRINK MYSELF INTO A COMA.

<Freya> Zidane quit being such a goddamn putz.

<Zidane> Good point.

And then Zidane quit being such a goddamn putz and was rewarded for his efforts with bountiful pussy.

[Dice]

This is why FFIX is the best FF:

<Zidane> WOE IS ME GARNET IS MARRYING SOME OTHER GUY I HAVE NO WILL TO LIVE TIME TO DRINK MYSELF INTO A COMA.

<Freya> Zidane quit being such a goddamn putz.

<Zidane> Good point.

And then Zidane quit being such a goddamn putz and was rewarded for his efforts with bountiful pussy.

Aw, such a happy ending....!

[MeshGearFox]

This is why FFIX is the best FF:

<Zidane> WOE IS ME GARNET IS MARRYING SOME OTHER GUY I HAVE NO WILL TO LIVE TIME TO DRINK MYSELF INTO A COMA.

<Freya> Zidane quit being such a goddamn putz.

<Zidane> Good point.

And then Zidane quit being such a goddamn putz and was rewarded for his efforts with bountiful pussy.

Aw, such a happy ending....!

I like to imagine that the sky opened up and ushered forth a downpour of vaginas, all singing in angelic voices and shimmering golden while Zidane runs around frantically beneath all like "Man what am I going even to DO with all of these vaginas!"

Then Blank shows up.

[AuraChannelerChris]

This is why FFIX is the best FF:

<Zidane> WOE IS ME GARNET IS MARRYING SOME OTHER GUY I HAVE NO WILL TO LIVE TIME TO DRINK MYSELF INTO A COMA.

<Freya> Zidane quit being such a goddamn putz.

<Zidane> Good point.

And then Zidane quit being such a goddamn putz and was rewarded for his efforts with bountiful pussy.

Don't turn this game into a fifth-rate soap opera.

[MeshGearFox]

This is why FFIX is the best FF:

<Zidane> WOE IS ME GARNET IS MARRYING SOME OTHER GUY I HAVE NO WILL TO LIVE TIME TO DRINK MYSELF INTO A COMA.

<Freya> Zidane quit being such a goddamn putz.

<Zidane> Good point.

And then Zidane quit being such a goddamn putz and was rewarded for his efforts with bountiful pussy.

Don't turn this game into a fifth-rate soap opera.

Naw man that's the thing it's like AVOIDS the fifth-rate soap operaticisms that plague so many other Final Fantasy games.