Hell I don't even think the situation is at all feasible.

That was easy....

Armand Assante->Two for the Money->Al Pacino->Godfather

lessee....Hakeem Kae-Kazim
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0434444/

The last one was Sarah Michelle Gellar...and...you are supposed to pick a new person...

Tom Green->Charlie's Angel->Cameron Diaz->Vanilla Sky->Tom Cruise->A Few Good Men->Jack Nicholson->Mars Attacks->Danny Devito->Get Shorty-John Travolta->Pulp Fiction

How about....Johnny Depp
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000136/

That is just horrible...what if the dog bit down REAL hard on its leg...yeah then no one would be laughing...cept the vet who would be like YEAH BITCH MORE MONEY FOR ME YOU STUPID SHITS.

Now when the dog my roomates have attacks him when he tries to pet the dog while the dog eats...THAT IS HISTERICAL!

Haha, that is EXACTLY what turned me away from the anime club around here.  I thought maybe I'll meet someone worth hanging with and get to watch some free anime.  They are all pasty white, japanese wannabes and god I wanted to smack the shit out of all of them.