An AT-AT Gamecube.

Totally. Fucking. Want.

Gamecube: Is there anything it can't do?

It's real.


Duke Nukem Forever is actually real.

And the trailer comes out Wednesday.

Merry Christmas, fuckers.

Ok, so I did the little question thingy, now where's the part with the free Wii?

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Still no clear shots of the monster, but it looks interesting.

For being "in the car of an unrelated male at the time of the rape" and for "attempting to aggravate and influence the judiciary through the media."

Remember, these are America's friends and allies. We kiss their asses every time they come here to meet with rich and powerful people in this country, including our President. They have billions of dollars invested in our country.

This sounds cliche, but god damn it, write your congressmen and women and demand that we stop being involved in the bankrolling of these people any longer. Protest American gas companies' alliance with them. Fuck Iran -- THIS is the biggest Middle Eastern threat to America. We are already at the point where we allow ourselves to pay for these men's reigns every time we go to the gas pump.

This shit just makes me fucking sick. I mean, imagine if this poor woman, who was put through torturous physical abuse as a punishment for getting gang-raped in the "wrong place" was, like, your mom. Or sister. Or wife. Or daughter.

Fuck it, since I can't play with anyone without already being at level 70, and since every time I log in I get bitched at for not leveling faster, and whenever I try to explain why I get criticized for my playstyle, I'm jumping to a different server, to a different guild, something.

I don't play MMOs to be told to go play by myself.

I'd eat it.

I miss Third and Kurenai. They had some funny-ass shit to say.

I loved the W-Item glitch in FF7. I think it was purposely put in there because of all the other item duplication glitches in the series.

Also, landing the Highwind in supposedly impossible places is great. I was actually able to walk on the ocean in that game once thanks to glitching the Highwind, and I walked straight to Round Island. Unfortunately I was way too short to scale the island walls and get Knights of the Round. Almost every time I've played the game I've gotten the Quadra Magic materia with the Highwind.

There is also an awesome glitch in Sonic 3 that lets you skip a lot of the Ice Cap level. Sonic 1 has a glitch in Final Zone where you can accidentally hit Robotnik after beating him. He winds up becoming impossible to beat without dying!

The teleporting vine, wall jump, and walking through bricks glitches in Super Mario Bros. 1, 2, and 3 kicked ass, too.

You're all fags. Elemental Gimmick Gear is the single-greatest role playing game for any system ever made, or that ever will be made. Period. It shits all over the cliche-fest that is the Final Fantasy series as a whole and all of its shitty parts, Ogre whatever the fuck, Breath of Faggot, whatever. I'm not joking.

The storyline? It's better than getting ten huge-breasted virgins to have sexual intercourse, with anal, and with internal ejaculation, with you.  In fact, running around in that egg suit is like having all of that and you have four extra nuclear-powered cocks. And the soundtrack and narrated storyline recaps are like having Iron Maiden RIGHT THERE playing a soundtrack for your atomic orgy. Entering each dungeon is like letting out a five-way simultaneous depleted uranium jizz all over their faces. It's pure orgasmic win.

I mean, why bother, guys? You should all shut the fuck up. We all know I'm right. Lock this thread now. That's right, I'm policing, too. I'm that right this time.

EDIT: I edited this like six times because I kept splooging myself just thinking of playing Elemental Gimmick Gear again.

Ain't It Cool News reported during their Writers' Strike coverage that Tim Kring refused to write a season ending for the Dec. 3rd episode and is "now off Heroes." No, not permanently. :P

There was going to be a two-piece arc to this story. The current piece, "Generations", will end on Dec. 3rd, but it will probably have a tie-in for a nonexistent second half of the season. In addition, the spin-off series "Origins" is on indefinite hiatus.

Heroes is cut short; Jack Bauer now stars in "8"; no Stewart, Colbert, Leno, Letterman, Conan; no Terminator (may not be a bad thing, heh); The Office is closed; South Park....

Fucking strike.

There. I contributed. :)

I play Tetris every day.

Fuck you haters.

Aw, I gave fair warning! :P It is without question the most WTF-worthy picture ever on the internet.

Okay, this picture is REALLY REALLY REALLY NSFW. It has naked girls having sexual relations in it. Very graphic.

EDIT - Not happening - Ramza