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3661  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: E3 2011 on: June 06, 2011, 02:13:01 PM
Now a woman is scanning a plush and acting like an idiot.

Can't wait for the body pillows and dildos.

Also Naked and Cock avies, and I can doodle with my noodle.

Only on Kinect.

At least they remembered that Kinect stilled exists.

Tomb Raider was nice. Expecting to see it in all the other non-Nintendo conferences.

Halo 4. They even managed to make it to almost an hour before the show before the leak showed up. I'm impressed.

There's Fable. But it looks like I'll be spending most of my time firing off Hadokens like some online Ken newb.

Everything else met expectations.
3662  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: The Merged Final Fantasy XIII-2 Thread on: June 05, 2011, 02:38:59 AM
I just hope they don't make it into another tech demo.


BTW, Parn: You forgot: MY GOD WE'RE JUST CHIAPETS
3663  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Get your old school Ultima on. on: June 05, 2011, 02:36:16 AM
Ah yes, Ultima 2.... 'Inputs coordinates' *KER-BLACKHOLE!!!* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
3664  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Get your old school Ultima on. on: June 04, 2011, 11:07:10 PM
Welp. Looks like I'm gonna hafta git my olde schoole Ultima on. Ultima III that is (NES version).

Well, at least the price of admission is reasonable. Now if only I can dig out my NES.
3665  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What Do You Think Makes Up a Good Story? on: June 04, 2011, 09:24:33 AM
For the love of god, don't subvert your subversions with fucking cliches.

Seriously, don't introduce a character who takes a tired trope and does interesting thing with it then lamely replace said character with the very archetype of said trope. Don't introduce a murder mystery involving an unreliable protagonist/narrator, running from the law, and supported by a cast of basket cases then try to justify it all with hours of technobabble that literally translates into A FUCKING WIZARD DID IT!!!. And don't go replacing a fallen character with their identical twin brother who's exactly as proficient at the tasks set to him as his late brother despite only a handful of people actually having any involvement with said task whatsoever, or replacing the new main character that you've been grooming into the being the new main character with the old main character who's character development concluded a long long time ago.

Seriously, don't.
3666  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: E3 2011 on: June 04, 2011, 08:47:52 AM
Oh, and probably new 3DS lite or reworked version that offers less eye destruction for kids.

Too soon, even for Nintendo.

Don't be so sure, Nintendo have essentially become the Apple of console gaming so it wouldn't be all that surprising to see a new version so soon after the original release. That, and the fact that the 3DS apparently has problems that really do need fixing, makes it all the more likely.

Hah! No seriously, why in god's name would they bother to announce yet a new console when they're in the process of announcing a new console? Not even Apple would be THAT retarded. Besides it's not like the Pita or whatever it's called is going to be stealing the 3DS's thunder that quickly anyways (seriously, it lacks the raw stats to do that now, though it would still be a massive improvement over the PSP if it doesn't turn into the Port Station Portable 2 for the first three years of it's life).
3667  Media / Miscellaneous Games / Re: Soul Calibur V on: June 03, 2011, 09:11:02 PM
Latest trailer: why does Pyrrah essentially apologize for every hit she makes...? x(

To make her into something other than just a reskin of Cassandra. Now she's Cassandra except slightly slower due to all the time she spends apologizing.

http://www.siliconera.com/2011/06/02/is-taki-returning-and-other-musings-from-soulcalibur-vs-director/

And they may bring Taki and her sagging boobs back (though it sounds like they're not going to do that and instead just wave their hand and say that "a ninja did it").
3668  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: White Knight Chronicles 2 and WKC PSP coming in English this May on: June 03, 2011, 09:06:48 PM
In other words, they didn't bother to deviate from the massive clichefest that was WKC1.

Or better yet, they kinda did for awhile then turned around and subverted their subversions to the point of outright sabotaging them, in some of the worst bait and switching one can pull in the very same way that WKC1 did. It's the very same reason that I loathe Chaos;Head with a fucking passion and will never give Steins;Gate the fucking time of day.
3669  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: E3 2011 on: June 02, 2011, 10:03:28 PM
well im gonna try to keep an open mind for this e3. since i have non existant expectations something might surprise me :)

Too be fair, given last year's E3, I'd set my expectations down to zero too (unless your name's Nintendo in which case I'm pumped and ready to go (though, lets face it, they're going to be all about the hardware this year given the 3DS's release and the Wii2's unveiling (Speaking of which, what ridiculous name do you guys and dolls suspect said system will be called? I'm predicting the WiiPlus.))).
3670  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: E3 2011 on: June 02, 2011, 12:56:27 PM
Konami pre-E3 conference countdown site:

http://www.konami.com/e3/

It'll be 1 a.m. here, fuck...

I wonder if they'll have a videogame featuring "TWO MILLION TOOPS!!!"?

Edit: Shit. They're doing this tonight! At least this makes the other conference times make sense. No more LOL 3AM SONY LOL.
3671  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: The Merged Final Fantasy XIII-2 Thread on: June 02, 2011, 12:52:00 PM
Ahahahaha!!! So now Serah-chan gets to be more than pedo-bait. Too bad, there probably isn't a staff variant more ridiculous than Vannile's Phishing Rods (or a summon more ridiculous than Vannile's Orgasm-bot).

So it looks like another round of following a bunch of half parties nobody gives a shit about doing whatever it is that they're vaguely alluding to as their goal for the time being through super-disjointed magical setpieces-of-whatever land.

Maybe this time they won't make the game into one overly-long continuous corrido-AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Yeah, like THAT'S not going to happen.

Also, what the fuck is NotFang holding in the first picture?
3672  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: Anime/Manga Journal on: June 01, 2011, 09:07:05 PM
I'm trying to figure out what to watch next. Maybe Macross? I don't know, but it should be something in Hulu, since I ain't spending shit.

Are you trying to say that you're going to watch some Robotech next?

And speaking of Hulu, I should probably get back to watching Slayers: Next. I started it about a year ago, but I haven't had the motivation to pick it back up since.
3673  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: The NEW Game Journal on: June 01, 2011, 03:53:14 PM
Finished Minish Cap. Got everything but two pieces of heart and six figurines (not that those two things are mutually independent of each other).
3674  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: E3 2011 on: May 31, 2011, 11:17:03 AM
All I want is NoA's word on when this and that other game (you know the one) are going to show up here. Also FEDS2 (because Christ Almighty, this should be a no-brainer).

Also any good words on Growlanser IV: Over Reloaded, Earth Seeker, either SRT:OGSaga's Exceed or TLoE, or possibly one of the two PSP Queen's Blade games.

Also, WHAT THE FUCK SONY!?! 3 AM? Christ! That's not worth staying up for.
3675  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: The NEW Game Journal on: May 31, 2011, 10:57:32 AM
Just got the Lantern in Minish Cap. Didn't have much luck breaking the game with either the Cane or the Mitts, but at least I noticed that NPC's advance to their next set of event flags as if I had already beaten the dungeon. Probably to prevent the very thing I'm trying to create, a bypass off these rails.
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