Illinois, first will start with laws that I don't think are dumb.
It is against the law to have sex with a corpse in Illinois
Sex offenders in Illinois are prohibited from participating in holiday events like handing out candy at Halloween and Easter or dressing like Santa at Christmas, except under specific circumstances
Maybe the candy's a bit much, especially depending on the crime. But do you really want a sex offender santa?
I don't really get why these are on the site. But for the good ones...
You can drink under 21 IF you're in a cooking class.
Fuzzy dice on your mirror are not only tacky. They're a crime.The english language is not to be spoken.