http://www.justpushstart.com/2013/05/wii-u-sales-skyrocket-from-amazon-uk-following-xbox-one-reveal/

I was going to point this out but then I realized that the XBox One's unique capability to deliver busty octogenarian lesbians into our bedrooms means that this trend on Amazon UK probably won't last long.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/374906-wizardry-8/66271587

Finished this thing I started two years ago. It's a mod for Wizardry 8. Doubles projectile speeds and cuts out a lot of the animation to try to speed the battles up some.

Better with Skinect.

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Motion capture SecondLife for XBox One and Kinect.

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barf.

Couldn't they write software for it to detect PS4 and WiiU startup noises..?

Oh oh oh or charging you for letting your goshdarn freeloader friends WATCH you play games.

I like the part where they said they scanned an actual dog for that.

Fuck it if you can already talk to your XBox why not just make a virtual dog. A virtual dog you can never hold.

OFF - Up to Zone 2.

idk who this guy is but I wanna watch him eat fruit.

http://www.joystiq.com/2013/05/22/xbox-one-requires-kinect-connection/

Remember when consoles were tiny, fast computers, with standardized hardware dedicated to gaming, and not these weird black boxes that watched what you were doing and had you talk to them?

How long till we get a console that you have to hug every so often or it turns off????

Whether EA actually makes sports titles for the WiiU or not is irrelevant. They're still going to show UP there.

EA Sports games just HAPPEN. Nobody MAKES them.

The most annoying thing to me is the phrase "TV Experience." TV is the fucking opposite of an experience, fuck you!

http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/custom/images/large/514afa8bb87dc.jpg

Ahem giant enemy crabs totally existed in Japanese history.

Anyway, putting a dog in CoD DOES seem like a really cool idea, although I suspect they'll just put the dog in the solo campaign and end up focusing on the multiplayer anyway.

I mean christ imagine a multiplayer FPS where the point was shooting someone else's dog. Would anyone play that?

And if I really want the dog co-op experience I could just go play Secret of Evermore/Haunting Grounds/That one shinobi game where you have a dog.

Oh something else I thought about. How much is the XBox One going to cost at launch? If it's not less than 600 dollars, I really doubt it's going to have appreciably better specs than a similarly priced desktop by that point.

The Sea Will Claim Everything - I think I'm almost done with this ;_;
Chrono Trigger - Up to Tyrano Lair. My single biggest problem with 16-bit RPGs is that home isn't a place. Home is when it's mid-June, raining gently, leaves green and membranous and still-new. And I'm sitting on the floor with my dog and playing the PSX version of FFIV and just listening to the battle music on loop. And now all the dogs are dead and it doesn't rain anymore around here.

I need to get back into Euro Truck. That game was holy.

Agent D, take a picture of yourself flexing while you eat fruit and possible also crush fruit in your hands or biceps.

And it's still going to sell. A lot. Because it's the XBox.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw

Watching these people die inside makes me die inside OH WAIT I ALREADY AM DEAD INSIDE.

I want a company that has a CEO that just shows up at some press conference and starts... doing anything. Something amazing. Something blazingly retarded. I don't care. Just something that requires an actual soul to accomplish.

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They call it the XBox One 'cause you see the XBox One, turn one degree, and walk away.