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16  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: June 25, 2015, 06:17:12 PM
Awkward moment when you walk in on your ex and his new boyfriend doing it :D :D :D D:



Duuuuude you shoulda had just ONE ZINGER as you went by or like held up those score cards that olympic judges use:


I did feel like letting the guy know the sex is terrible, but he'll know that by now. :p

ALL SEX IS BORING.



PLAY SEGA GAMES INSTEAD.
17  Media / Game Journals / Re: A Game Journal Reborn on: June 24, 2015, 11:01:14 PM
Freedom Planet is shorter if you don't play on story mode. It's... very, very cutscene heavy.

ToR - Just played the intro bits. There's a lot of NPC and building object text that isn't translated in the script I'm using so yeah that's gonna take some time to work through and is going to occur when I'm not so migrainey. Also need to figure out how to actually play this wrt using magic and skills and wevz. There's FAQs out there.

... I need to actually play Guardian Heroes properly sometime.

Mushihimesama Futari - Getting sort of not so inconsistent at dodging the stage 3 bosses first attack pattern which shouldn't be nearly as hard as I'm having a time with. Also did some training on level 4 -- there's some cicada enemies that barf really annoying patterns at you unless you quick kill them before they hatch out of their walky cicada mode husks.

XIIZeal - Able to get up to level 5 on one credit now. Level 5 does that same thing that level 3 does where it has a bunch of enemies doing the raiden thing where they chase you instead of flying off screen.

Grim Fandango - I only played this briefly but it's a 90s adventure game that feels very 90s adventure game.
18  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: June 24, 2015, 09:41:49 PM
when u walk in on ur ex-boyfriend having sex with ur ex-boyfriend



ALSO FOR THE RECORD, COKE LIFE TASTES LIKE GARBAGE, IS WEIRDLY OILY, AND GIVES ME MIGRAINES.

I DO NOT FEEL AWESOME RIGHT NOW.
19  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: June 22, 2015, 11:59:14 PM
So I was trying to play Crimzon Clover yesterday, but it kept freaking out on me, so I updated my chipset drivers and ran Windows Update, which seemed to resolve the issue.

Except I guess Microsoft is pushing adware for Windows 10 as an update now.

Also the Home version of Windows 10 doesn't let you not receive updates.

NeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeatFUCK YOU.
20  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Star Ocean 5 on: June 22, 2015, 10:17:19 PM
Nominally 3 is in my bottom 10 RPGs evar list although in fairness to the game that's mostly because the extreme visual noisiness of it did weird things to my mind. Aside from the broken map completion stuff I can't remember any mechanics pissing me in particularly off.

... Also the story probably made me >:C for the kind of dumb reasons I was >:C for when I was a teenager. Like, about the world not bein' /realistic/ enough. Which is dumb for other reasons in retrospect :>
21  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Star Ocean 5 on: June 22, 2015, 05:50:18 PM
Not a repeat of 4? Wait so that mean's Chair Guy's out? SCREW THAT, I'M OUTTIE.
22  Media / Game Journals / Re: A Game Journal Reborn on: June 21, 2015, 09:49:58 PM
XIIZeal - I'm really bad at level 3. Like generally I can get through 2 and 4 without dying (red-variant of the level 2 boss is made for bombing anyway so), but level 3 oh dang. Anyway one of the arrange modes with DDP DFK Black Label is supposed to have some mechanic where you bomb lasers for points, like in XIIZeal, although idk if that's included in the DLC-version and ffff getting EU-DLC on a US 360 involves hoops.

SF3 - Leveled up my dudes a bit. Don't usually do this, but meh. Felt like it. Basically Synbios is under-leveled cause he's risky to use.

Nanatsu Kaze - Did the thing where you watch Garp have a dream about his past life. Did it wrong the first time, which results in seeing a video of an IRL tiger lily blowing in the wind. Totally cute and harmless. Did it right the second time.

Code:
The video for the actual dream is a totally red background with this black, flatwoods monster looking thing with large, white eyes and like... weird stretched out arms with tentacles/feathers coming off of them and genuinely creepy

After that a giant purple flying moose gave me a miniature Christmas tree!



--- edit ---

Akai Katana - Ok, revisited this. Still maintain that the original mode sort of blows.

Climax mode, on the other hand, which I never remember doing much with, improves everything immensely. I'm not sure if it changes much besides ship balance and the bullet count, but basically it's a lot easier to get energy and actually use the game's mechanics.

Anyway, non-cracked copy of ToR came. Imma check that out.
23  Media / Game Journals / Re: A Game Journal Reborn on: June 20, 2015, 05:29:03 PM
Devil Children - Forgot that you had to fuse demons with Kuul to level him up. But then he still dies in like two hits during the Maou Hel fight because he's week to ice attacks and Maou Hel's a really point jackfrost. Oh welpers. Onto /Marbleland/ next. (I feel like noting that the relative simplicity/tininess of the dungeons and high encounter rate SHOULD annoy me, but it really hasn't).

XIIZeal - Got stage 4 unlocked for score attack. Stage 4 is weird. If you don't kill all of the first boss' parts, the level ends. If you do, you either... get a return of the first boss or a different boss entirely. Not really sure what the triggers are there. Biggest annoyance so far is that the music is re-used between stages. Beyond that, the game just kind of clicks for me idk why.

NKNSM - Found the bell rabbit's soul. And then I got too tired to do anything since gosh golly where does the time fly. I was planning on some Shining Force binging too.
24  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Final Fantasy VII Remake (updates in the 1st post) on: June 20, 2015, 12:38:06 AM


Her boobs really aren't that big, it's more the everything else about her anatomy that's kind of wonky.

I don't usually look at people so I don't know but are they supposed to be 80% leg?
25  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Final Fantasy VII Remake (updates in the 1st post) on: June 19, 2015, 12:38:15 AM
FFVIII had the fastest battle system ever. Here's how it went.
1. Enter baODIN AND POSSIBLY OR GILGAMESH

Also @whatever guy was saying things, FFX was pre-merger.

Also I'm imagining the golden saucer in the remake's gonna be a lot darker and edgier for the modern set. Like my mind has it going down like:

you show up there
get off the train
dude's leaning up against the giant mog gate with one foot on the wall
you walk up to him and he's all "hey kid u wanna by some drugs"
so you go and chalk to the talkobo
choboco all like "hey kid u wanna by some drugs"
so you go to the haunted mansion
butler be all "bleeeeh hey kid u wanna by some drugs"
and ur always like no cause you don't do drugs
so you get on the date with aeris
things is going good and yr. on the train
and aeris is all
"gee cloud I sure could go for some drugs right now"

(I think I already posted this exact thing. I'm spiteful enough to not care).
26  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: June 18, 2015, 11:44:55 PM
oh man
rathergood
that made me aggressively nostalgic :<

... I probably shouldn't have been watching The Blode when I was like 12 but screw that.
27  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: June 18, 2015, 09:26:37 PM
I'm going to pretend that German Bride is slang for a this:

28  Media / Game Journals / Re: A Game Journal Reborn on: June 17, 2015, 07:48:41 PM
XIIZeal - Played score attack on level 1 for like an hours. At #4 on the leaderboards. I feel like there should be a way to uh... there's six black planes in the level that shoot out a lot of bullets. I feel like there should be a way to bomb and get the bullets from all four. Also I've not figured out if there's any way to milk the boss efficiently. I seem to get the most points if I use the side attack to just take out all of its parts as quickly as possible.

Devil Children Black - About to uh... go to Maou Hel's castle I guess?
29  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: June 17, 2015, 06:23:33 PM
Ya know the thing when yr. at yr. job and you're tryna do yr. job but it's a job that ya don't got a lot of experience at?

So ya ask the dude on the team what DOES gots a lot of experience?

And then he just keeps feeding you bullshit answers and you can't tell they're bullshit because you don't have the experience to recognize that you are and then the guy's like "Hey why are you doing this wrong?" and it's because he told you to do it that way and when you call him out on it he tells you to stop blaming him?

:)

:)
30  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: June 16, 2015, 08:37:19 PM
I fucked up my braces on... whatever the dusted cheez-its they had when I was like, 10 or so.

Also I just choked on a vitamin because I suck.
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