I feel like the whole world's leaving me behind.
all my friends are married with children and dont have time to hang with me anymore. my own relationships dont last more than a few months.
I've tried to make new friends, but it's like I end up just annoying people eventually, they start ignoring me, and then I'm alone again. I really do feel like about five or six years ago everything just froze for me, meanwhile everyone else is going about their lives oblivious. the strange thing is i feel exactly the same abut the video game industry.
Are the things you regret not doing/having things you wanted anyway, though, or are they things you feel like you should want?
Be able to live independently -- if you can do that at least, you're on the right track.
My youngest cousin, who is a few months younger than me, got married in December and she's pregnant. The youngest person at my office who is... about a year younger than me is also married. A number of my friends from college are engaged. And one of my aunts is apparently getting on my case about joining an online dating site (except this is an aunt I never talk to so I just hear this from my mom).
So I mean in one sense, their lives have moved on in that they're starting families, and I'm not. But that's not something I want. Something I'm not sure I ever want.
(Actually the things I really want I can never have. Isn't it funny how that's pretty much always how it works out).
Guess I found out my cousin's having a boy. I have some pamphlets I'd love to throw at her, though I probably won't. Because I'm one of those guys that's always saying what I'm gonna do, but I won't rock the boat, 'cause I'm scared of what might happen.
This is jokes, y'all. This is total jokes.
Everyone picks their own path to preterition, Alicia. I've got mine. I'm sure you'll find yours.
OH that reminds me this is the best knock knock joke.
<You> Knock knock.
<Other person> Who's there?
<You> The pizza guy.
<Other person> But I didn't order any pizza!
<You> * starts taking off your pants *
Another good one is:
<You> Knock knock.
<Other person> Who's there?
<You> * begin smashing strawberries against your face while sobbing *
Although you can combine and truncate them too:
<Other Person> Knock knock.
<You> * start taking off your pants while smashing strawberries against your face and sobbing *
I'm hungry for waffles.