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6436  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: RPGFan Game Journal XX - Sharpened Pencil Midnight Bathouse on: August 21, 2009, 06:39:52 PM
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Gears of War is kinda boring.

You know epic used to make really colorful games. I mean even their FPSes. Unreal had all kinds of colors. Then GoW is like BROWN IS REALISM and they did the same thing with UT3 too and it looks even worse on my system because you pretty much have to turn textures off to run (and then I'm thinking they just entirely forgot how to program engines, because UT2K4 looked fine and ran fast on rather poor hardware).
6437  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Help save the enviroment: recycle your dildos today. on: August 21, 2009, 06:31:18 PM
Hey.

Remember.

Next time you drink a Pepsi, just think what the bottle used to be made of!
6438  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Best story in an RPG? (NO SPOILERS PLEASE!!) on: August 21, 2009, 12:52:36 AM
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SK2 show how cruel a war can be.

What's even better at showing you how cruel war can be is like, getting a phone call at 11 PM from one of your old highschool buddies, informing you that another one of your old highschool buddies got killed in a roadside bomb attack in Iraq.

6439  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: RPGFan Game Journal XX - Sharpened Pencil Midnight Bathouse on: August 21, 2009, 12:44:12 AM
Played FFIX a bit. Conde Pettie (SP?) and the surrounding areas is pretty as hell. Givin' me pleasent memories of Riven.

Also watched the scene following the Dario stuff. CC makes me happy. I'm not sure if's actually JOY or not but it's close.

Also I think I'm going to start referring to the latest Unreal Engine as ZZT 4.0 just to see if anyone gets it.
6440  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: RPGFan Game Journal XX - Sharpened Pencil Midnight Bathouse on: August 20, 2009, 10:50:14 PM
Okay. FFX.

Beat the Clawshrimp Ring-Around-The-Rosie boss. It was sort of close but I major overkilled him with a Grand Summon.

Then, I fought Yunalesca.

For an hour.

After FINALLY winning, the game promptly freezes up.





Nah just kidding but holy goddamn that was not easy. That was also the most fun I ever had with an FF boss fight. The stuff in the last two phases with zombie where you're pretty much forced to let your characters get it and die from regen to block yourself against that Megadeath thing is nuts. And I like how it wasn't a trick boss. I mean I looked at a boss faq and got nothing. It's just, like... it felt like a Megaten boss.

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Also the stuff with zombie was amusingly thematic. Like Lulu says, if you want everything, you'll end up with nothing. And you can't keep all of your dudes alive so it's more a matter of timing who dies when. Which also sort of works with the inevitable death theme around that point too

Additionally, I'm now out of money because I had enough to do around 20k with Rikku's Spare change during phase to. And I used it all.
6441  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Help save the enviroment: recycle your dildos today. on: August 20, 2009, 07:30:47 PM
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I live in NW Ohio and I've never fucked any cattle.

Hey, hey. Do you live in one of those areas where you could like have kids and then they never go on a vacation and then one day their teacher is all "Okay can you tell me what a hill is?" and they all look up totally dumbfounded because they don't have a clue what that is?

Because I sure as hell do.
6442  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Help save the enviroment: recycle your dildos today. on: August 20, 2009, 06:38:15 AM
Now why would you throw out a perfectly good dildo to begin with. Some of those are expensive too, especially if you're like, getting a live-cast horse dildo, or a live-cast dildo of like Batman or something. ESPECIALLY if you're getting it custom made. I mean we're talking upwards 100 USD to start, and then you have to factor in material costs if you want it to have a non-standard texture or if it's particularly huge--and you know it is because I mean why bother buying small dildos--, or additional fees depending on the color, or whether you want one of those fake semen pumps in it so you can like pretend that it's ejaculating some sort of silicon goo that probably causes cancer or something I don't know (although yo uknow good eats was doing an episode on hollendaise sauce tonight. I guess that'd work too, although it seems like it's kind of a bitch to make because you need a double boiler), and if you want it to be a vibrator you also have to pay for a motor.

And that's the dildo alone. They get HEAVY with all this crap. So you've got shipping fees too, and a non-standard box, and probably bribe money to keep the USPS guys from taking it out and using it.

Then you've also got your dildo maintenance supplies. Cleaning solution, conditioners to keep the plastic in good shape, microfiber dildo cloths, a solid carrying case. Extra batteries. A waterpick, maybe. Dildo wax to keep it looking as shiny as possible. Ingredients for the hollendaise sauce and I mean jesus christ have you seen what eggs cost today? Motherfucking chickens are unionizing or some shit. But yeah you have to protect your investment, you know?

I mean seriously get that shit repaired don't throw it out.

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what happens to all the animals that depend on thrown-away dildos as their only action?

They can move to Ohio where our entire economy is based on raping cattle and doing meth and then when you're on meth making up these outrageous tales about dildos on the internet while also talking about doing meth and making up outrageous tales about dildo meth cattle internet dildo cattle meth internet ohio happenstance.
6443  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: RPGFan Game Journal XX - Sharpened Pencil Midnight Bathouse on: August 20, 2009, 04:35:23 AM
I dunno I just like saying that :[

Started playing CTF in QL 'cause one of my friends was. Anyway I managed to get the red flag back and allow my team to score. It was pretty hilarious because I died JUST as I touched the flag. It was sort of like the ending of Friday Night Lights, only I was moderately awesome and didn't lose. Shit was so cash.

(Also I maintain that I like the additions from Team Arena, because the nail gun is like flak from UT and it sort of adds classes in, a little).

By the way how do you increase aeons' stats in FFX?
6444  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: RPGFan Game Journal XX - Sharpened Pencil Midnight Bathouse on: August 20, 2009, 01:37:36 AM
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but I had Yuna to the point where she was stronger than Tidus AND Auron.

Good god you are like the king and queen of autism.

Anyway just got the Brawler achievement in QL, because I got five gauntlet frags in one match. I did okay in that match. I didn't place really high but I wasn't at the bottom, and I got more frags than deaths.
6445  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: RPGFan Game Journal XX - Sharpened Pencil Midnight Bathouse on: August 19, 2009, 03:36:40 PM
I like FFX's puzzle bosses but good god I suck at them. I'm at one in the uh... last...ish... temple area thingy. Where you have to move around it.
6446  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: RPGFan Game Journal XX - Sharpened Pencil Midnight Bathouse on: August 19, 2009, 03:12:28 AM
Got various achievements in Quake Live, and I also managed to get more frags than deaths a few times! Woot! Yet to win a free for all though.
6447  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: RPGFan Game Journal XX - Sharpened Pencil Midnight Bathouse on: August 18, 2009, 02:55:57 PM
Beat Dario in CC. I figured that if I waited till I got Serge back it'd probably be impossible because you'd then have two innate whites and only ONE black plate.

Except I actually thought Dario was innate white, so I took grobyc with me, had really bad equips, ran away, gave Riddel the black plate, and pretty much won that way.

Waiting till I get Karsh to 8 elemental slots till I take on the Criosphynx so I can use a summon on him.
6448  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Most Annoying Heroine!! on: August 18, 2009, 12:12:05 PM
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If only Tri-Ace and other JRPG developers could figure this out then we could avoid games like IU and SO4 where everyone has to talk like a J-soap star in a generic Sentai show.

Well to Sword's credit, at least it avoided the uncanny valley, implied pedophilia, and cat buggery.
6449  Media / Miscellaneous Games / Quake Live. on: August 17, 2009, 10:52:38 PM
It's freeware Quake 3, in your web-browser, with really bizarre in-map ads.

http://www.quakelive.com/

So run around with the bang-bang and the pew-pew and marvel at the crappy netcode and how there's like 30 maps and people only ever play on three of them.
6450  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: RPGFan Super Game Journal Turbo II - The New Challengers on: August 17, 2009, 10:51:07 PM
A female spotted hyena.

(Also I heard gin's route was supposed to be really hard because of a boss rush or something?)
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