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6436  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Any spherical RPG worlds? on: December 15, 2009, 06:01:43 PM
I sort of question this. The maps make sense as spheres if you just rearrange where the poles are.

I think.

I'm pretty sure that FFVII's map in any case is built onto a spherical surface and the map just has a weird project.
6437  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Real Nanotech at last! Morphing Computers! on: December 15, 2009, 05:47:14 PM
This sounds like lovelump.

Seriously I don't want biocomputers although the prospect of porting Nethack to the dick is fascinating.
6438  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Fuck Dell on: December 15, 2009, 02:41:02 PM
6439  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: RPGFan Game Journal XX - Sharpened Pencil Midnight Bathouse on: December 15, 2009, 01:39:27 AM
Holy shit guys I'm makin' a game.


It's a VERY rudimentary framework right now. But it has movement and object scripting in place. So... should be something I can build on!

Here's the story as I was typing it out in a chatroom. I'm AfricanIceBees.

01:42   AfricanIceBees   At first you think it's some quaint deconstruction of the RPG genre, because, woah, statless RPG where you only have one hitpoint.
01:43   AfricanIceBees   However, playing it further reveals that it's... more of a Schrodinger's Cat siutation.
01:43   AfricanIceBees   And you're the cat.
01:45   AfricanIceBees   Anyway so the name of the dungeon is the Boites Leander, and you're sent into it by some vaguely religious organization  to retrieve The Chalice.
01:46   AfricanIceBees   And maybe the religious organization is conducting some experiment. maybe not. That's not really clear.
01:46   AfricanIceBees   But the dungeon works on binary oppositions to create a Schrodinger's Cat scenario.
01:47   AfricanIceBees   and boxes, because everything in the box must exist within a roughly six foot by six foot cube.
01:47   AfricanIceBees   with the box being some factor of this cube though it's not clear what that factor is.
01:47   AfricanIceBees   Also because of how it... works internally, the box also, unintentionally, acts as a portal to different universes. So it's theoretically infinitely large inside.
6440  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: AmI the only one who hate Final Fantasy xii? on: December 14, 2009, 09:04:54 PM
Man what if FFXII had firetrucks in it instead of airships? And Balthier was a fireman/pirate?


And then one of those judge bastards attacks. Balthier's all


Extends the ladder, swings it around, smashes the judge to bits with it.

Also the license board was used for getting vehicular licenses that let you do crazier shit with the firetruck like turning it into to a Gundam.
6441  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Megami Tensei Topic on: December 14, 2009, 08:46:43 PM
You know that thing where you go to college and think you're gay for a semester, before you realize that you're actually in love with malt beverages (but not before you sort of round-robin your roommate and his buddy in the lounge, even though you think he's an idiot for not knowing what cicadas are, and his roommate keeps playing with a knife and kind of scares you? But then he winds up dead after a car crash, where he's thrown clear and uninjured but lands in a puddle and drowns in like, an inch of water, and you always remember that night and can't really shake the feeling that somehow you caused the accident? And then you graduate and never really see anyone you know back then again, and move on with your life, but you still wonder what could've been? How things could have turned out differently? If... if!)

It's kind of like that, I reckon.
6442  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: AmI the only one who hate Final Fantasy xii? on: December 14, 2009, 08:34:25 PM
Metal Saga had the best vehicles because one of them was a firetruck. I have a quote from Carl Sagan to illustrate my point:

Picture this.

Firetruck comes to your house in the middle of the night.

* knock knock *

You rush down stairs. "JUST A SECOND!" You shout. "WHO IS IT!?"

Fucking door busts open and it's a goddamn firetruck.

Starts robbing all your shit and making out with your wife, and goddamn no you can't say no to it.

Because it's a firetruck, and it just made you its bitch.

And so you watch, teary eyed, as it rides off into your sunset, wife in the drivers seat, your television on the back.

Son, this is what we called owned.
6443  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Games and Japan on: December 14, 2009, 07:48:45 PM
Strange Jourgney?
6444  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Everybody motion controller! on: December 14, 2009, 01:16:37 AM
I mean I didn't even know he'd been pregnant D:
6445  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Everybody motion controller! on: December 13, 2009, 07:30:12 PM
Wait Dios has a kid?
6446  Media / Miscellaneous Games / Re: Strange Adventures in Infinite Space free now. on: December 13, 2009, 01:54:34 PM
Noobien: Yes, but not they're not similar. SAIS, notably, has a game time of around 10-15 minutes.
6447  Media / Miscellaneous Games / Strange Adventures in Infinite Space free now. on: December 13, 2009, 12:42:27 PM
Y'all should play it. Pretty good, bros.

6448  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: AmI the only one who hate Final Fantasy xii? on: December 13, 2009, 12:41:43 PM
I think the treatment of Boers in videogames is quite unfair, really.
6449  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: AmI the only one who hate Final Fantasy xii? on: December 13, 2009, 12:12:43 AM

Boorish and boring do not have even remotely similar meanings.
6450  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: December is language learning month. on: December 13, 2009, 12:11:11 AM
Hidoshi, I don't get it \:/
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