Now why would you throw out a perfectly good dildo to begin with. Some of those are expensive too, especially if you're like, getting a live-cast horse dildo, or a live-cast dildo of like Batman or something. ESPECIALLY if you're getting it custom made. I mean we're talking upwards 100 USD to start, and then you have to factor in material costs if you want it to have a non-standard texture or if it's particularly huge--and you know it is because I mean why bother buying small dildos--, or additional fees depending on the color, or whether you want one of those fake semen pumps in it so you can like pretend that it's ejaculating some sort of silicon goo that probably causes cancer or something I don't know (although yo uknow good eats was doing an episode on hollendaise sauce tonight. I guess that'd work too, although it seems like it's kind of a bitch to make because you need a double boiler), and if you want it to be a vibrator you also have to pay for a motor.
And that's the dildo alone. They get HEAVY with all this crap. So you've got shipping fees too, and a non-standard box, and probably bribe money to keep the USPS guys from taking it out and using it.
Then you've also got your dildo maintenance supplies. Cleaning solution, conditioners to keep the plastic in good shape, microfiber dildo cloths, a solid carrying case. Extra batteries. A waterpick, maybe. Dildo wax to keep it looking as shiny as possible. Ingredients for the hollendaise sauce and I mean jesus christ have you seen what eggs cost today? Motherfucking chickens are unionizing or some shit. But yeah you have to protect your investment, you know?
I mean seriously get that shit repaired don't throw it out.
what happens to all the animals that depend on thrown-away dildos as their only action?
They can move to Ohio where our entire economy is based on raping cattle and doing meth and then when you're on meth making up these outrageous tales about dildos on the internet while also talking about doing meth and making up outrageous tales about dildo meth cattle internet dildo cattle meth internet ohio happenstance.