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7441  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: The awful war between JRPGFans and WRPGFans on: June 17, 2009, 05:05:29 PM
I mean, when you put in great graphics and full voice acting, you lose so much. Oblivion's conversations were so barren compared to Morrowind.

Bethesda chronically mismanages their resources. Daggerfall took 5 years some how, and Oblivion was like "Hey let's spend all of our funding hiring Jean Luc Picard to do two lines!"

Morrowind's like the only RPG they've put together that they released in the expected time frame and without cutting everything. Unless you're a DF fanboy and like to maintain that they cut a bunch of stuff from the final product that was never in the game anyway, or something else insane.

Spoilers: Daggerfall only had like 20 hand-made areas in the entire game, and it doesn't matter HOW big your world is if there's nothing in it. This is a videogame. I want something interesting. If I want to go walk around somewhere barren and flat for hours on end without seeing anything I LIVE IN MOTHERFUCKING OHIO AND IT HURTS.
7442  The Rest / General Discussions / Where were you when the world stopped spinning? on: June 17, 2009, 04:55:25 PM
So all of my new co-workers like country and play it on the radio, and this Alan Jackson song came on.

I was in 8th grade, and it was like... third of fourth period advanced math. The teachers were hesitant to tell the students anything but I was in advanced math so my teacher went ahead and told us anyway (she also was under the impression the Capitol building had been bombed too). Their attempts at secrecy proved futile, though, because I went to one of the schools that got ChannelOne news, and that came on at fifth period, and yeah.

Weird coincidence. History teacher, second period, gave us an assignment that night: write about a recent event from a newspaper.
7443  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: Up on: June 16, 2009, 10:37:39 PM
Random aside: Never seen Cars but it looks dumb :( It's also apparently considered Pixar's worst movie?

Pixar did a really nice job with the trailers and making this look... I don't know. A lot *happier* than it was.

Also there's gon' be spoilers, and I'm not putting it in code because that'd just be one unsightly black box of text.

I liked Wall-E a lot. I liked it more than Ratatouille. I also have this thing for silent films, so whatever. In any case, the second half, in space, seemed to lose something for me. It wasn't bad or anything -- far from it -- but that 2001 reference was sort of gratuitous, if not inappropriate, and there really was kind of a mood shift that didn't seem so... smooth. The first half of the movie is kind of bleak and surreal and a lot like the intro to Fallout. There's a strong grotesque undercurrent in the second half -- especially if you, like me, live in one of those weird rural towns where there's a pretty good chance that there's some horribly obese wheel-chair bound man in the theater watching the movie, while eating nachos and a large coke -- but... I don't know, it never felt really fully on to me.

Anyway, I do think Wall-E looked, visually, a lot better than Up, but the writing/plotting/overall construction in Up seemed to gel a lot better, which surprised me because the trailers made the movie look really goofy and unappealing to me. Carl's adventure is pretty meaningless outside of the context of Ellie's death, but you can't really let that on in a trailer without... I don't know.

TVTropes has this trope called Mood Whiplash which basically sums up the movie entirely. It's still dissonant, but it's a very assured and smooth kind of dissonant. The mood can flail around violently, but it's willful, and it's *smooth*. Every depressing moment is followed up by something funny that ends up not ending well. Like that seen where Dug tries to get the other dogs to stop, they walk past and ignore him, everyone in the audience laughs, and then Alpha grabs him by the neck and throws him off a cliff.

Or how like every silly thing Russel does ends with him almost getting splattered or shot or something.

Or how the concept of a guy flying his house by attaching a bunch of ballons to it switches from cute and picaresque to sysiphean as it goes on.

The title could really just as well refer to moments of elation as it could to the house literally flying, because it IS just kind of this constant cycle of happy/funny moments and "Phyllis isn't my mom" moments. Which is kind of what the entire prologue is, too. And it's also why the happy ending is so completely appropriate -- it's *deserved*.
7444  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: The awful war between JRPGFans and WRPGFans on: June 16, 2009, 10:04:26 PM
This site is actually pretty civilized and educated

It also doesn't have a dragon raping it's logo.
7445  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: RPGFan Super Game Journal Turbo II - The New Challengers on: June 16, 2009, 09:04:48 PM
plamescape tournament:

Just got Dathklon, the guy with the shfting metal weaponmg. we together did some more quests like the helping of a woman who were lost additionally to selling gold trinkets and bibbobs for moneys to buy an eyeball that is belong to TNO. I am levelled 5 now and have got axe proficiency to level ++. he is now use better weapon and hit good. MEN die at me !! This is very pleasant game to enjoyable.

My Life as a Janitor (DS Version) is one load and defeated groan.
7446  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: More characters need to die boring deaths... on: June 16, 2009, 07:31:29 PM
Didn't Zidane or someone tinkle in FF9? :P

Zidane pees to death. There. Challenging pissing AND boring death.
7447  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: The Western JRPG thread. on: June 16, 2009, 06:01:46 PM
Secondly, are you suggesting to everyone to go climb a mountain because it's there?

Not at all! A mountain is an intense and very physical challenge, but it isn't really a puzzle!

And finally, are you some kind of balding/overweight starship captain from the 23rd century?

Are you referencing something I am not getting :T

Also, the Elder Scrolls games were pretty niche until Morrowind came along, and MOrrowind and Oblivion appeal more to, in a mass audience perspective, the GTA mindset than the WRPG mindset. Although Morrowind had more mass appeal within the WRPGer group because it had a coherent storyline and all of the content was actually made by a person.
7448  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: More characters need to die boring deaths... on: June 16, 2009, 05:48:48 PM
What about irrelevant deaths?

Usually when a character dies in a JRPG, it's some sort of noble sacrifice. What if they're gunned down in the line of duty... but... well, their death was meaningless and just serves to disturb the other PCs?
7449  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: RPGFan Super Game Journal Turbo II - The New Challengers on: June 15, 2009, 10:46:43 PM
I'm going to pretend that being a janitor is a videogame !!

Today I shampooed the remaining to (smallish) rooms in the office we started working on yesterday. My other party members were cleaning furniture and waxing floors. Afterwards I spent some time grinding on furniture cleaning until I learned a new skill: Changing flourescent lightbulbs. This is sort of a combo-attack though since you need two people to do it: one to change the lights, and one to hand the bulbs up. Unless, of course, you selected the race "Pole" at character creation, just because this whole setup wasn't quite long enough for a Richard Simmons joke.

In plamescape tournament I keep doing sidequests. Like, I did this quest for a guy looking for a guy looking for a ear cause he had his fork and it was a key and another quest that I don't really remember what it entailed. I don't really remember what I was doing this morning either. I like the tattoo system a lot !! I'm also interested in picking up the Warrior class for TNO for a bit so that I can use the swingy axe thingies. I got a ttatoo atht increases acuracy so punches connect now but Morte is my main damage. I really liked the sidequest with the guy that had to remember the scity. I can emphathize with that.
7450  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: The Western JRPG thread. on: June 15, 2009, 10:38:18 PM
Very poor integration of gameplay and story, uneven & poorly balanced difficulties (normal is too easy, hard often ends up being more endurance than skill).

Sounds like it nails the essence of JRPGs right on the head.
7451  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: The Western JRPG thread. on: June 15, 2009, 10:21:44 PM
The hell LotR game are all y'all on about? I remember a few for the SNES and they were both pretty atrocitious as all get-on.

I think there's something with human nature that, if someone is provided with a puzzle, there's SOMETHING internal that compels them to solve it. WRPGs in particular tap into this.

This is particularly why Ultima 7 works. U7 HAS fetch quests, in different senses -- most literally you have some NPCs that pay you inflated prices for certain items like eggs -- but you also have more traditional get item X to advance plot/sidequests ones.

Except there's more to it than that.

In U7 talking to NPCs doesn't really trigger plot points -- not like in more recent CRPGs. U4's an even better example of this, as U7 does sort of use quest states to an extent where U4 is entirely based around WHAT you have and WHAT you, as the PLAYER, have learned.

But the dialogues in U7 are puzzles, or pieces of a puzzle. The point isn't to kill enemies. The point is to solve the puzzles. And you don't solve the puzzles because there's some in-game reward.

You do it because they're there.

In other words, the existence of a manhole necessitates a man.
7452  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Now even Hasidic Jews can buy shit online! on: June 15, 2009, 10:06:19 PM
Funny coincidence.

I now have an ad in the sidebar for something called "joomla."

Or rather "Jewmla."

Or rather "Zionist Conspiracy Theorymla."

I see you watchin', hatin', patrollin', trying to catch me ridin' furry.
7453  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Phantasy Star II on XBLA on: June 15, 2009, 08:00:48 PM
yeah but i think it's better that way.

Sadly, I have to agree that PS3's boring-ass dungeons were better than the insanity-inducing clusterfucks PS2 had :L
7454  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: More characters need to die boring deaths... on: June 15, 2009, 05:49:42 PM
Well, yes. But the question remains why getting hit by "mega spell of destruction" only causes you to pass out, versus some dude stabbing you in the back, which causes you to die forever.

It's because JRPGs rarely connect the gameplay side of things with the story side of things and trying to apply logic to it usually just turns out poorly.
7455  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: The Western JRPG thread. on: June 15, 2009, 05:33:02 PM
And how many have been released in 20 years?

Several hundred? Abandonia lists 92 PC RPGs in its archives, which I know is pretty incomplete, and most of those are commercial, with a few freeware ones in for good measure. That's also not counting Commodore 64, Amiga, Atari ST and Mac exclusives. And they're also completely ignoring anything released after like 1998ish, and don't really list any shareware games. So personally I'd estimate that there are around maybe 300-500 extant WRPGs.

MagiNation and Septerra Core could both have been much better if they weren't so slow,

MagiNation is slow in like, "Holy crap why is this thing running at 7 FPS?" sense, though. If the battle menues had decent response times and it didn't take forever to load up animations, it would've been much quicker and playabler.

I never could find myself enjoying Wizardry or Ultima.

Battles in Ultima 4 and 5 were pretty quick, slightly slower in 6 but you didn't get into battles in 6 very often, 7 was real time and battles were automated and didn't last long and you hardly went into battles anyway, and Ultima 8 was an action RPG. Did you even play the games?

focus too much on story to the point its like reading a book instead lol.

Ultima 7's focus was more on creating a big interactive world with lots of sidequests and interactive bits like baking bread and having NPC schedules and other little details like that.

Also Ultima 7 has a lot of puzzle solving and adventure game elements and a lot of it's just about exploring and getting information.

Also, personally, I have to admit that the only RPGMaker game I've ever liked was Yume Nikki, which I really like *a whole lot*. Ahriman's Prophecy just felt really unpolished to me, and while I readily admit to not giving Eternal Eden a fair shake there wasn't anything in that game that was drawing me in.

And, admittedly, the only other RPGMaker games I've played beyond those were shit like Phylomortis. Phylomortis does not need to exist :}
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