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6211  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: Recently Viewed Movies Episode 2: The Vampire Bites Back on: April 02, 2012, 12:11:07 AM
I saw John Carter the other night.  I was the only one in the theater. :D  I enjoyed it, though!

Adding to it's critical failure. Guess that's what happens when you make a multi-million dollar budget movie during assignment/exam time.

I wanna see it too though.
6212  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: Recently watched Episodes of TELEVISION BOX offerings! on: April 02, 2012, 12:10:07 AM
I want to look like King Robert when I grow up

Game of Thrones is another in a line of shows on HBO where they "whore" awesomely.

First there was Sopranos where they'd say "whoor"

In GoT they have a nice guttural bellow with it. 

I see a hilarious sex fantasy in this. xD



FETCH MY GOBLET... WHOOR-r-r!!!
...and unzip me!

Hmm..mmm...myes!!  Like that... I'll eat my chicken as you do this...GOBBLE....GOBBLE...Mmmmmaaah GOBBLE

OOOohfffrrrrrrr...
6213  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Is Zelda Skyward Sword really the best Zelda game ever? on: April 02, 2012, 12:06:41 AM
Link to the Past Link: fucker marches into the castle through the muthafuckin' backdoor, rescues the princess, kills most of the guards or says "bitch plz, move AOUT the way" and run passed them, kills a fucker with a ball n' chain, and leaves just as quietly.

Wind Waker Link: gets caught, thrown in prison, needs to sneak his ass through 95% of the lair, and this is your first dungeon.
6214  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Tales of Graces F on: April 02, 2012, 12:00:46 AM
Bosses in general have been utterly kicking my ass in this game.
I managed to take down 2 of the 3 dragons and each fight was 20+ minutes of me dodging like mad because they just one hit kill anything.

I have no problem dodging, but it's when the dip-shit AI kicks in that I have a dead party.

I've also realized the best party doesn't have Pascal in it.... sadly.
6215  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Atelier Ayesha on: April 01, 2012, 10:49:57 PM
I kinda realized I hate the pressure of maintaining time on the calendar to really bite into this game.  It can take days to pick fucking mushrooms off the road, and one play through can have a series of wasted events.  I kinda miss the Iris series for this.  I'll follow this game, see what it's like, but I'm probably gonna pass in the end.
6216  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Youtube on: April 01, 2012, 12:23:41 PM
Harry Partridge is awesome.  The ME cartoon reeked of him even a second into it. xD

And the news anchor stuff was ridick.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFOH8KrR1xY&list=FLwBqLezHTYwpTN9vRHbTOyw&index=9&feature=plpp_video
Was the posted here?  Well, even if it was, it did not get the credit it deserved. 
Goku SHOOTIN DOWN A HO!!!!
30 seconds in -- best "reaction" ever.
6217  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: The NEW Game Journal on: April 01, 2012, 11:44:00 AM
The platforming in el shaddai is unforgivably imprecise.

If anyone felt bad for not getting this game when it came out "to support unique games" don't. It's less than mediocre.

Use that green ability thing.  Never had a problem.
The game is good, but hard to do more than one run through.  It's unique, fanciful, and a good-bizarre.  But the game is pretty merciless in providing guidance in any sense.

--Movin' on.

Beat the main arc in Graces.  The first five minutes of the f arc are more personal and [therefore] meaningful than the whole friendship platitude themes of the first part of the story.  Sophie reflecting on her nature and on life and deal and all that is deep shit.  Seriously... no more fucking friendship jabber.  It's balls.

Started up Xenogears, initial impression: good!
I didn't give this the time or credit when it came out (I was...11 or 12? Maybe?).  But it does look pretty good.
Few things:
Awkward interface.
Obnoxious interface (I love/hate the ROCKET WHOOSH when saving the game xD)
Dan is the most unfortunate looking child in the world.  Clearly good genes went to and only to the sistah.
Something about Fei's appearance pisses me off.  ...I think it's the hair.
Can't wait to play more. :D
6218  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Tales of Graces F on: April 01, 2012, 11:27:55 AM
Sounds like something I probably missed too. Which request is it?

I'm currently at the point where I can go kill the main story's last boss. Instead I'm working on my Eleth Mixer for when I New Game+

It's something with "Fredrick's Handkerchief" or something.  It's activated in the main arc, finishes....get this... finishes the moment you reach the last level of the final dungeon (so I hear).  I'm surprised I missed it myself, looking back at it.

6219  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Tales of Graces F on: April 01, 2012, 12:49:34 AM
I decided to beat the main arc after I realized I missed the...ONE....MISSEABLE...REQUEST.... (which, to me, is a bigger tragedy than missing..like 5 of them*).

There was something awesome about seeing the final, emotive speech by Asbel as he's get a watermelon on his head.

Anyways, here's something I drew a while back, forgot about, but became relevant again while flipping through bucketphoto.



*it's kinda like not making the A-grade timed mission by 0.7 seconds...
6220  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Google Maps's April Fools joke on: April 01, 2012, 12:36:20 AM
Your home looks nice in 8 bit, just be careful that in 8 bit anyone can freely enter your house and get some items!

Naw.  It's a locked house.  You have to get the key by going through the Cave of Solitude.  But you need a boat to get there, and the Captain for it is lost in the Fargonian Woods a continent over that's under Imperial Civil War.  Time for a quest? :D
6221  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Is Zelda Skyward Sword really the best Zelda game ever? on: April 01, 2012, 12:33:32 AM
Games have been pretty innovation "action titles" without motion controls (e.g.; Bayonetta... probably less sexual undertones for a Zelda title though :P ).  *shrug*

I personally hope they find a new way to reinvent the series... without motion.  If Kinect, Move, and Wii haven't proven it for the gimmick it is, then WiiU is on an awkward path as far as I can feel.
6222  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Google Maps's April Fools joke on: March 31, 2012, 10:52:21 PM


Home sweet humble home ♥
6223  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Google Maps's April Fools joke on: March 31, 2012, 05:57:06 PM
I wanna make Earth in 16-bit with...I dunno, I guess Chrono Trigger world map style.

Thanks Eusis.  I took this and shared it...likely to take credit for it as a hidden intent.
6224  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: NISA Announces 3 PS3 RPG Releases on: March 30, 2012, 06:56:22 PM
No, fuck it.  Unless NISA is planning on making all of their ages 18, I don't know HOW this shit will fly.  It won't.  I want to hate on anyone who is excited for this game, that bath stuff was stupid and gross, the girls don't look a day over 15.  And really?? Stats bonuses?  Are they so desperate for titillation?  I can't imagine anyone but a 40 year old closet-dweller living with their parents to like this.

The graphics for Lastista actual gameplay look like it couldn't have taken more than a day to do a character's animation.

Japan is losing it's ambition in gaming hardcore.

Anyone who wants those bath scenes uncensored is a pedophile.

I wouldn't know how else to look at it either.
6225  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: NISA Announces 3 PS3 RPG Releases on: March 30, 2012, 05:11:35 PM
Mugen just makes me despair at the whole thing I saw.  From the stupid dance/sequence, to the dumb chaotic Japanese song in the trailer, to ridiculous space teddy bears, and ridiculous millions of damage.... I get it's supposed to be light hearted, but it just comes off as stupid.... this whole "adorable fighters" thing has gotta go.

I wish they'd give Takeda a rest... his design are getting worse and worse...  

Why do they always look like

>= o

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