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6811  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: The world is ending. Last thoughts? on: December 23, 2012, 12:56:51 AM

This was the scene outside my window. Clearly I died of a Rainbow Apocalypse yesterday.

Beautiful final day!
6812  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: December 23, 2012, 12:54:30 AM
My modern-day "high school crush" came into the store today.  He said my new hair do was nice...  My face turned red and I blushed like I did when I saw Andrew Lazynsky in the hallway back in Grade 10.

His girlfriend is a triple threat though: She's pretty, she's nice, and she plays games like he does.  I doubt I can win.  But if I can... I will have gained the charisma only possessed by Hollywood celebrities.

In other news: Work sucked dick.  I'm worried that just talking loudly over people will make me sound like a nasty ass old lunch lady, like the one from The Simpsons.
6813  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Youtube on: December 22, 2012, 02:35:41 AM

Watching The Labrynth.  Classic 80s Fantasy (and puppets).  Losing my mind to this song right now.  Seriously, Bowie's pants are tighter than any family film should allow.... but I can't stop but think it completes this movie.
6814  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: December 22, 2012, 02:21:37 AM
I like a character with brains, which is why I hate JRPG protagonists, because they're all the generic 'oaf with a heart of gold and brains of lead' archetypes.

Harem anime make me sick for it.  Hot anime women throw themselves at a man who has no idea how to please them.  "I'm just an ordinary high school student" he says.  How come none of them are extraordinary people?  Or social?  Or cool?  Or anything worth anything?

Ryudo was cool.  I liked Luke from Tales of the Abyss too... I thought it was funny when he told people of all authority types to "shut up".  Yuri killed people and said "fuck mercy". Although not JRPG, I'd also do terrible things to a real life Chris Redfield...but he's too good for me.
6815  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: The world is ending. Last thoughts? on: December 22, 2012, 02:17:29 AM
I have a feeling the rest of the world is ending and Canada is just getting the rain from it... as usual..
6816  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: December 21, 2012, 02:04:55 PM

Mongoosey and Yodes in the future through Dicey's eyes:
  You guys are superheroes.

My dog just farted.  Sweet Jesus it's potent.  My plant wilted a bit, and I lost a month of my life.
6817  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: The world is ending. Last thoughts? on: December 21, 2012, 01:56:58 AM
..."and I feel fine."

I've been singing that all day.

If it is the end, I just wanna say I think you're all super-duper.  And if there is a heaven, please meet up, we'll finally chat and I can smile without typing a colon and closed bracket.

If it does end tomorrow, I'll be sad because it may happen at work.  And I'd be sad because I hadn't gone on an adventure to Ireland.
6818  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: December 21, 2012, 01:28:09 AM
I think Dice's breasts are plenty big already.

Hm.  I like the idea about "reshaping" boobs better than putting silicone in.  Keeps it more natural and still aims to make 'em look nice.  Silicone titties are...just a creepy idea, I hate how fake they look, especially when they literally look like two goddamn spheres attached by skin.

I'd take a smaller pair of boobs myself.  I hate how clothes fit me most of the time, and everything seems to look good on "flatter" Models..  My waist is small, but I usually gotta size-up clothes due to larger bust and booty.  I'm sorry if I sound like I'm bragging, but I swear I'm not because I'd rather trade it off.

Anyways, the $1000 is for this sexy beast.  It will be mine.....

Well, after a semester in Women, Gender and Sexuality Studies course, I'm even more convinced that academic feminism is nothing short of sociopathy of the most demented and delusional kind. NO, THE GODDAMN 1-SECOND SCENE IN THE MOVIE INVOLVING A SKYSCRAPER IS NOT A METAPHOR FOR THE DICK DOMINATING THE EARTH, AND NO, U.S. NUCLEAR POLICY IS NOT A MALE RAPE FANTASY.

The cruel, subterranean anger that one can smell a mile away from these feminist literati just horrifies me.  

I believe in equality, and I hate any sort of instance where they're not treated as well as a man; but yeah, I hate the stretches academics makes in that.  Everything gets *so* personal.  That's why you can bullshit through liberal studies; so long as you make a good argument about "power relations" between privileged classes and not, you can get an additional check mark on your papers.

I've realized you don't see femme fatale characters anymore.  I always liked the idea that a woman was able to get men under her thumb by just using "her self".
6819  Media / The Soundroom / Re: Oontz Oontz...Dance! on: December 20, 2012, 10:44:43 PM
If you think it might make the blood rush to the musical part of my metaphoric penis -- then yes.
6820  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: December 20, 2012, 10:43:00 PM
Sell your body on the street? I'm sure there would be more takers than amateur assassination.

No, no, of course, NO.

...well, maybe...

Cmon, this is the 21st century.  The money is in the cam these days.  You don't even to touch your clientele.  It's great except for the fact that everyone is going to be asking you to shove things up your poopchute D:

I'd probably be eating.

To quote Superbad, "Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds."

And alright whatever Bytor.  Can you promise we'll be able to make at least 2g's from this??  I do hope you have a jive'n tiger patterned cane to hit people with if they're out of line.
6821  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: xmas thread:2012 on: December 20, 2012, 10:00:54 PM
I'd love to do a secret Santa here, but there'd have to be some rules and well it's too late now.  Maybe another time...  Secret Easter Bunny?

I'm asking for money, I want a Cintiq Tablet more than I want my doggy.  I've decided to save for that.  I'd molest for that.  It's only one grand! :D

I got my mum a jewlery canbinet with my dad to help her with her hoarding ways.  Jewelry is everywhere.  And I got her an iTunes card because when my dad helped her load music onto it, he put a lot of what HE likes...  She likes Mumford & Sons these days too, so...

I got my dad Tim Horton's coffee and gift cards and I'm fixing his custom bobble head. 

I got my brother Star Trek TNG Pez Candy Heads.  It's the whole main cast minus Wesley.

I got my sister-in-law a very pretty jewelry cabinet too.

I got boyfriend Chapters gift card (he's avid reader, unlike me who goes to artbook sections), a map of the world (at night; one of those), and a light saber USB light.

I got my BFFFF dinner and dessert at fancy places.  He's my fat girlfriend, we usually like dining fancy places.  He got me a really pretty Butterfly thing.  It's like a taxidermy butterfly in a sealed frame, it's black and turquoise. Very pretty. Kinda grotesque. But pretty.

I have no money now. 
6822  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: December 20, 2012, 05:34:21 PM
I could make a lot of tasteless comments here... must resist...

It took me ten minutes to make that post because a lot of "other stuff" was written there first.
6823  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: December 20, 2012, 05:12:19 PM
I'd be the worst prostitute. 
I'd probably be constantly asking "DOES IT FEEL GOOD??? D: WHAT AM I DOING??!?!?!?!?"
6824  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: December 20, 2012, 04:54:43 PM
I need $1000.  Who needs someone murdered? :D
There are much less murderous ways to get $1000.

But are there easier ways??
6825  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: December 20, 2012, 04:48:52 PM
...So long as it's not me you want murdered.
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