And penis-like. Sorry... it was the only descriptor missing.
There's actually a genus of mushrooms called Phallus.
Oh shit there's an entire order of them fuuuuuck http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallales
SEE STAR?!! I WAS BEING SCIENTIFIC AND BIOLOGICALLY CORRECT. :D
Well, slap my ass with a paddle and call me Susan. So you were.
Also, I wish I still had my copy of Roller Coaster Tycoon D: