* Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast was real and she tried to kill me in my bed most nights
Lost it. xD
Apparently I had a crush on Belle as a child. I think my parents took this too seriously (I probably just liked her dress and the fact she read books) and when I came out they said "We had wondered, but since you had a crush on Belle - we put it out of our minds." I WAS TWO YEARS OLD MOTHER.