2. My unfailing ability to say the most inappropriate things at the most inappropriate times (once at my nephew's mother's funeral: "so where's your mom?")
That's like the time I bought a Christmas ornament for my friend that said something like "Congratulations on the new baby!" cause she was pregnant, and I bought said ornament in like, September, wrapped it up, and forgot about it, and then she had a miscarriage in late November, and I accidentally gave her the ornament.
Only yours is worse because that actually happened whereas i just made all that shit about the ornament up.
You're a strange, strange person and I kinda really hope you did make that up. :P
I don't even think his name really IS Mesh G. Fox
It's like we don't even know him at all ;__;