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3091  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Youtube on: May 10, 2011, 08:28:45 PM
I'ma gonna leave this here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcO64VS6M-U&feature=player_embedded
3092  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
Or I could just save everyone some heartache and scramble them.
3093  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: May 10, 2011, 08:00:07 PM
Hard boiled eggs that are too soft. Soft boiled eggs that are too hard. There is no God.
3094  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: Recently watched Episodes of TELEVISION BOX offerings! on: May 10, 2011, 05:20:17 PM
Was watching the Eurovision semi-finals and I am outraged that Albania and Norway did not make the cut. However, Greece who's song was a mix of "Traditional Greek folk music and hip hop" made it through?

So disappointed in Europe right now.
3095  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: May 09, 2011, 09:34:11 PM
jubby just because rampant bullshitting is the most useful skill you learn in highschool (and can also win you moneys from essay contests*) doesn't mean you need to do it ALL the time.

* that was epic.

That reminds me of the time I had to quickly write a poem to represent my class in the school poetry contest and I won. I am actually okay at writing poetry but my cynicism at the time and general lack of caring about the contest made me just write down any old rubbish.

I could take it either two ways: Even on a bad day I was still better than the rest of the people in my school at it

OR (the more likely one)

No one who was judging it had a fricken clue about poetry and read far more into my writing than I had intended.
3096  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: May 09, 2011, 04:26:51 PM
oh the irony that they asked you for Fags.

Haha, indeed. I could have given her all the fags she wanted, alas she wanted a different kind.
3097  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: May 09, 2011, 03:21:06 PM
Went to the shop to buy some porridge and coming out I had a little conversation with 4 youths.


Tracksuit bottoms but obviously never ran a day in his life: "Oi, mate!"

Me: "Yeah?"

Girl wearing so much make up it is hard to identify race: "Could you get us somfing (th is too hard a sound to make) out the shop?"

Me: "Depends what it is."

Fourteen year old girl with orange skin and a skirt that ends as soon as it begins: "Fags." (Cigarettes)

Me: "No".


Then they start throwing rocks at me.

EDIT: Then Neil Gaiman replies to one of my tweets and I wonder if the world is just fucking with me.


3098  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Games are now officially recognized by the U.S. Government as art on: May 09, 2011, 01:50:49 PM
Bye-bye games that are fun to play, hello endless stream of terrible, overly verbose 'adventure' 'games' and clunky sadlets.

LET'S MAKE A PRIDE AND PREJUDICE METROIDVANia wait shit no that would actually be awesome.

Like we don't have them already.

Doesn't this mean games are protected under the First Amendment now? I must admit I am not really hip with that whole barrel of monkeys.
3099  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Games are now officially recognized by the U.S. Government as art on: May 08, 2011, 04:45:39 PM
I don't really care about it being accepted as art really. I'm just happy that it will be allowed the same protections as art.
3100  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Games are now officially recognized by the U.S. Government as art on: May 08, 2011, 01:53:31 PM
Very good news indeed.
3101  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: a pet peeve of mine is.... on: May 08, 2011, 01:48:49 PM
Ugh ugh ugh Oprah. My mom watches her, so sometimes when I'm over at the house I see it. As a lady, I used to actually watch her, but she's gotten insufferable over the past few years. It's less about the power of the WOMAN! and more about the power of OPRAH. Oprah thinks the world revolves around her. All shows revolve around her. Hell, her last few episodes have had her 'repairing' broken bridges with people she had feuds with to make things all peaceful and zen. WHY? Oh, right, your show is ending. RATINGS PLOY. She doesn't even really MEAN it. SPPGHGHGHOGOHG screw you, Oprah!


Yeah, Oprah. I said it. Whatcha gonna do, huh? :3

It was nice knowing you, Lucca. When the black van pulls outside your house and Oprah's personal assassins drug you and drag you back to her hideout in a dormant volcano to lobotomise you and force you to watch Oprah's entire chat show from episode 1 to episode 6 million, know that you brought it upon yourself.
3102  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: listmania on: May 08, 2011, 01:45:45 PM
2. My unfailing ability to say the most inappropriate things at the most inappropriate times (once at my nephew's mother's funeral: "so where's your mom?")

That's like the time I bought a Christmas ornament for my friend that said something like "Congratulations on the new baby!" cause she was pregnant, and I bought said ornament in like, September, wrapped it up, and forgot about it, and then she had a miscarriage in late November, and I accidentally gave her the ornament.

Only yours is worse because that actually happened whereas i just made all that shit about the ornament up.

You're a strange, strange person and I kinda really hope you did make that up. :P




I don't even think his name really IS Mesh G. Fox

It's like we don't even know him at all ;__;
3103  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: May 08, 2011, 01:44:50 PM
ill-gotten revenge shortcake is the best kind of shortcake.
3104  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: May 07, 2011, 07:00:58 PM
milk delivered? what? lol

It's like the 50's all over again.

>.> You guys are just jealous.
3105  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: May 07, 2011, 06:46:24 PM
I used to drink milk pretty much constantly growing up. I was always being told off for drinking it all, to the point where my parents had to start doubling the amount of milk they got delivered. Weirdly, I don't drink so much of it now but growing up I have an insatiable craving for it.
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