My pet peeve is also elevator related. I'm a little person. When you're in an elevator, please do not stand directly in front of me less than 2 inches from my face unless it's packed. I'm right at your ass level, and I don't want to smell it.
You would not believe how many asses I've had to smell and there's NO ESCAAAAAPEE :(
Oh wow. That sounds horrible!
I've been in elevators where people have farted :/ That is not a pleasant experience. I'm one of those people who are prudish about farts xD I still tell my boyfriend off about it every day and we have been together for three years.
I don't buy the "I can't help it" excuse -.- either I have an asshole of fucking steel or you are just a lazy fuck who won't go outside the room to do it.