I just really hope they don't actually release the thing with the name "New 3DS," because if retailers thought parents were confused about the Wii U... hoo boy.
"I'd like a new 3DS"
"Do you mean a New 3DS or a regular 3DS that is new?"
Customer (Parent): Hi, I'd like to purchase a Nintendo DS for my son.
Employee: Are you after a 3DS or the original DS?
Customer: Um, the newest one, I think?
Employee: Oh, you'll want the 3DS then. So is that the New 3DS you're after, or the regular 3DS?
Customer: ... Sorry, what?
Employee: There's a New 3DS, but also an older 3DS. They... almost play the same games, not quite though.
Customer: The New one, then, I guess.
Employee: Oh, but there's also the 2DS. Let me show you the ten different bundles we have for them.
*20 minutes later*
Customer: Okay, i'll take a New 3DS in (insert decision on colour choice here).
Employee: Great. So did you want that New 3DS Pre-owned? Or just new?