I like the part where that girl gets atabbed with a large sword.
You know, Tifa, right before you go demolish the end of the game. Cloud and her all cuddled up, you KNOW he hit that. Fuck squeenix, fuck fanboys, no straight man would not have hit that, I don't care if meteor was 3 inches from my dick and I had on a flammable condom covered in petroleum based lube, I'd still hit that.
That actually happens, and it is even mentioned in one of the Ultimania books published by Square Enix I remember correctly.