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1111  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Let's design the most cliche RPG story ever on: August 15, 2010, 02:18:11 AM
Sasuke hears a voice inside his head.

"Thou art I. I am thou. I can help thou achieve thy goals. I have knowledge of a handkerchief that thou may be looking for."

"OMG, YOU DO?" Sasuke yells, leading everyone else to think he is crazy.

"Yeah, it should be in a place directly underground near this volcano. I think it's a fortress inhabited by crazy alien robot ninja pirate zombies that happen to be female."

"How do you know all that? And what happened to that 'thou and thine' stuff?"

"I have my sources. Oh and I get tired of talking like that but it's mandatory for summon spirits in games like this."

"Huh?"

The voice goes away and he realizes that the whole party is staring at him.

"A voice in my head told me the location of the next handkerchief. You gotta believe me."

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?

>Infiltrate the fortress of crazy alien robot ninja pirate zombies that happen to be female.
>Infiltrate the fortress with each shounen protagonist party member dressed like a woman.

Sasuke: "Why does it have that second option? I'm going with the first one."

Mary (Sue): "C'mon, how often do you get a chance to dress up as a woman?"

Sasuke: "Almost every day."

Mary (Sue): "Whut?"
1112  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Let's design the most cliche RPG story ever on: August 13, 2010, 07:29:13 PM
The party engaged in a somewhat awkward Grandia-esque dinner conversation not about the quest, but about...

how amazing this food is.
1113  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Let's design the most cliche RPG story ever on: August 12, 2010, 04:52:25 PM
The party is suddenly in trouble. Around midnight, this cave starts to collapse and it wakes up Miles. He tries to wake everyone else up, but they're all fast asleep. We hear loud footsteps coming from far away. Could this be causing the cave to collapse?
1114  Media / Miscellaneous Games / Re: Bioshock developers to reveal new project soon on: August 12, 2010, 04:42:29 PM
that trailer had an awful load time for me
well, it was actually painfully slow even if I left it "loading" for a few minutes or tried to go back
ended up watching it on youtube instead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV_TDxl2UIo
1115  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Let's design the most cliche RPG story ever on: August 12, 2010, 04:13:22 PM
@badsanta: RPG's have a tendency to frequently include underdeveloped villains and people that show up randomly (like we've been doing for several characters) and villains often stay mysterious until the end, sometimes to keep a possibility for sequels open.
and I'm letting someone else decide who he is for now even though I foreshadowed a particular character mentioned on page 1.
1116  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Youtube on: August 12, 2010, 04:06:26 PM
I'm gonna post mostly funny commercials this time because they're so short and I have a lot to post.
eat this food and you'd be lucky to poop within a few weeks (starts around 3:40):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQMmjfXvz9A
haha he said booger:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yK_PELRHTk
a parent is excited about back to school time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwcYbo7pjto
opposite of that last video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LONgZNSfX8I
spinach is yucky:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpLShM1lrFU
having paper fights is fun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESfME_Je0bQ
this looks like it probably would've gotten banned:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U73Ns-8fXJk
man's last stand:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RyPamyWotM
oops:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sWF0Ykc7H8
invisible monkey:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F551qAv_iPk
1117  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Let's design the most cliche RPG story ever on: August 12, 2010, 03:15:31 PM
conflicting how?

A new villain emerges. He wears a cloak and mask because evil guys prefer to remain anonymous. He has an air of obstinate douche-baggery, yet it feels almost noble. He will most likely remain undeveloped as a character throughout this entire story. Why? Fate decided it. He speaks with an arrogant tone about ruling teh whole wurld and something something blah blah blah.
1118  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Random and Amazing Pictures, Please! on: August 12, 2010, 02:17:08 AM
http://kotaku.com/5602102/this-osaka-building-is-due-for-a-slimmer-redesign

That's the second largest George Foreman Grill I've ever seen.

more amazing than that was a comment on that article:
"I had two pictures to post but I can't find the phallic Japanese skyscraper, This is one of the proposed models for the beijing Olympics."
just a little nsfw
1119  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Knights in the Nightmare PSP trailer on: August 12, 2010, 02:02:06 AM
this is my only excuse for not wanting it on DS.
well, that and reading stuff about it having unforgiving difficulty
1120  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Let's design the most cliche RPG story ever on: August 11, 2010, 11:48:16 PM
She blushes Sasuke goes to help her up smiling slightly because he's a nice guy. She giggles and we hear a loud crash from that nearby tree. It's Hiro! He's all like "Heyyyyy guys, whatsup?"
1121  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: McNugget Rampage on: August 11, 2010, 10:40:21 PM
I love their Sausage McMuffins with Egg and their hash browns. If they had breakfast menu 24/7, I would eat there a lot more often.

i agree with this a little, since all I like from those people are breakfast things (particularly bagels) but sausage and almost everything else looks gross.
1122  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Let's design the most cliche RPG story ever on: August 11, 2010, 06:46:04 PM
A giant ugly dragon eats the pheasant and tries to kill everyone. With perfect timing, a scantily clad woman meant only for fanservice and comic relief shows up to kick its ass. Bob comes back into the party because he's a pervert and wants to get lucky with this woman.

(could we have branching plotlines so this thread never ends?)
1123  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: The video game commercials thread on: August 09, 2010, 11:37:12 PM
If you think American game commercials are crazy, here's a real interesting Zelda:LttP commercial from the Far East.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6HY6hIiAWc

it's like a Michael Jackson interpretation of Zelda.
*head asplodes*
1124  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: NIS Taint Doing So Well on: August 09, 2010, 11:25:53 PM
this company needs to stop doing crossovers immediately

It's not NIS that does crossovers, it's Idea Factory.  They just let Idea Factory use their character and sometimes have "creative input."  For example, they wrote the Kanata story in Trinity Universe.

but it does have its name attached to some infamously "bad" games (including several crossovers) and people often associate companies with games that get significantly bad reception.
1125  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: NIS Taint Doing So Well on: August 09, 2010, 04:14:25 PM
this company needs to stop doing crossovers immediately
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