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1111  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Youtube on: August 24, 2010, 03:14:46 AM
what does adolf hitler think about Valkyria Chronicles 2 being on PSP?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OITEFCfTHw
he seems pissed
1112  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Let's design the most cliche RPG story ever on: August 24, 2010, 02:34:03 AM
Hiro: You what?

Miles: I've been spying on you guys.

Hiro: You sonofabi-

Bob: Wasn't it obvious?

Hiro: No, I'm completely oblivious to everything around me.

Miles: So it's okay for Luna to do it, but not me?

Hiro: That is so unfair. She is a scantily clad female and I'm highly attracted to her.

Luna: Thank you?

Raul interjects.

Raul: Why would you do this to us?

Miles: Because Balrog has my family and he threatened to kill them if I didn't spy on you. I also have an uncontrollable bladder so I "take leaks" frequently and he promised to make it stop if I did this for him.

Sasuke: TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

Raul: I'm sorry about your family, but that is definitely too much information. Now you, Luna.

Miles sulks emotionally.

Luna: I did it for money. I'm poor and he took advantage of that.

Hiro: Money? Wouldn't he probably go back on those promises?

Luna: Yeah, though I'm not greedy. I needed a way to get some money and thought maybe I could beat him with you guys and take all his money.

Miles: And he told us about a way to make us normal again.

Hiro: Really? How?!

Luna: We have no idea.

Hiro: Awwww.

Bob: Hiro, shouldn't you ask them about Rosa?

Hiro: OH YEAH, ROSA. We've been through so much, I totally forgot about her. Do you know if Rosa is okay?

Miles: You're such an awful childhood friend. But yeah, she is.

Hiro: YAYYYYY, I LOVE YOU GUYS.

Luna: That sounds a little weird coming from you. Oh and she's in his lair because all bad guys like him keep young girls like Rosa in lairs because this is a JRPG.

Sasuke: Do you happen to know the location of this lair thingy?

Miles: Nope.

Hiro: ARGH, what should we do next?

Raul: Continue talking?

Hiro: NO, I WANNA DO SOME SIDE QUESTS. I NEED TONS OF EXPERIENCE SO I CAN KICK BALROG'S ASS.

Teressa: He has a point.

Hiro: ONWARD! TO THAT FORTRESS WITH CRAZY ALIEN ROBOT ZOMBIE NINJA PIRATES THAT HAPPEN TO BE FEMALE!

Mary (Sue): Someone should stop him.

Sasuke: Hiro, you mean that place my summon spirit told me about? I wanna go with you.

Hiro and Sasuke go running outside because they have short attention spans. A street vendor that we saw a while ago stops them and shows them a handkerchief.

Hiro: OH COOL, A HANDKERCHIEF.

Vendor: I got this from an underground fortress with a really long name. Wanna buy it?

Sasuke: No thanks, but could you lead us to that place?

Vendor: Sure, but it'll cost you.

Everyone suddenly comes running out and drags Hiro and Sasuke back inside.

Luna: We still have a lot of stuff to talk about. Miles did you finish up talking about yourself?

Miles: I think so, though I may have forgotten something. Who should go next?
1113  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Why are popular RPGs given bad reviews? on: August 24, 2010, 12:51:39 AM
Why was Firefly canceled after one season

It sucked.

a better example than that would be battlestar galactica (except it was extremely successful).
dunno about firefly though.
and a (probable) game equivalent would be FF13
1114  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: Dexter (massive spoilers ahead) on: August 23, 2010, 01:05:04 AM
that is a good point, but that video makes it look like everything is about to end and because it looks a lot more epic than any previous seasons
though this could be a way to increase ratings
1115  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Dexter (massive spoilers ahead) on: August 23, 2010, 12:07:53 AM
season 5 of Dexter starts next month.
I watched season 4 on dvd a few days ago and I get a feeling this next season will (sadly) be the last one.
anyone else have an unhealthy obsession with this show?
1116  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: 71 year old sues her kids for parental support on: August 22, 2010, 11:28:53 PM
i agree with that guy on the right
*almost facepalm*
1117  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: Anime/Manga Journal on: August 22, 2010, 11:23:49 PM
A month late but the premise of the show did involve a whole lot of sucking so you should've known wha tit was going to come down to in the beginning.

teehee, you said "tit"
1118  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Let's design the most cliche RPG story ever on: August 22, 2010, 11:19:08 PM
When Poporo speaks... I'm I the only one, or does everyone else hear Mieu in their head?

I hear Mieu too (mewtwo?) and still think she sounds like an it.
I went back and found the earliest post with her and found out that it claims to be a girl
1119  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Let's design the most cliche RPG story ever on: August 21, 2010, 02:42:29 PM
Poporo is female?
this whole time, i thought "she" was an "it"
1120  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Let's design the most cliche RPG story ever on: August 21, 2010, 02:01:30 PM
Taressa begins spying on Miles taking a leak and says "That's hot"

Miles is humming and doesn't notice her yet.

Taressa: I said that's hot.

Miles: AHHHHHHH!! DO YOU NORMALLY SPY ON PEOPLE TAKING LEAKS?

Taressa: No, just you. I thought you'd be hatching an evil plan like most of us think you do each time you take a potty break. Oh yeah, you squeal like a girl. I find that to be very cute.

Miles: Uhhhhhh

Taressa: You're welcome.
1121  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Ys Seven on: August 21, 2010, 01:42:13 PM
this is odd, Ys and Lunar are both classic games but one has excellent load times and one has awful(?) load times.
both associated with Xseed too
1122  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Radiant Historia on: August 21, 2010, 11:10:59 AM
New trailer but they really don't show much of the game (:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oOdZ7oEC5U

complete with an epic sounding guy talking about it in japanese
1123  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Let's design the most cliche RPG story ever on: August 21, 2010, 10:58:06 AM
This battle is unwinnable, since both Nomad and "Chad" are at ridiculously high levels and kill everyone in a massive special attack.

GAME OVER

Sasuke: Aw, man. Is this purgatory? I guess we'll need to go back in time so we grind until we can beat those guys.

Miles: This is weird. Battles like that should never end with this screen. Could this be a puzzle?

Sasuke: OH, I HAVE IT FIGURED OUT! WE GOTTA USE THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP BECAUSE IT BEATS EVERYTHING.

Miles: So why not use it in every battle?
1124  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Ys Seven on: August 21, 2010, 12:59:15 AM
I've been weighing this against Lunar, also on PSP, since I found it for $20.
did Xseed release a full soundtrack besides in that limited edition?
1125  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: Death by Caffiene on: August 21, 2010, 12:21:16 AM
260.96 cans of vanilla coke (with approximate weight)
would that be in succession?
as in, one each day or maybe over a couple years?
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