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2041  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: June 15, 2012, 07:59:15 PM
My dad gets me so goddamn stressed, my skin itches and twitches (also, just in general, it's been some bad, bad times).  But then he gets kind enough to buy me ram for my MacBook (2gb---> 8gb! :D ).  So how exactly am I supposed to feel???

Give your dad a big hug and say "I love you", then let go and say "BUT MOTHERFUCKER BACK THE FUCK UP AND GIVE ME MY LADY SPACE, AND STOP TAKING MY GAMEBOY TO THE TOILET DAMNIT!".

Mind you, this doesn't work for me, cuz I generally curse my father out when he pisses me off. I almost had to hit him at work the other day...off an 11th floor balcony.
2042  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: Robocop reboot August 9th 2013.... on: June 15, 2012, 07:51:59 PM
I'm fucking tired of Samuel Jackson. Yeah I know he rules and is a badass, I'm just tired of him.



If Sammy L was Robocop, that's one thing (and could be hilarious), but it ain't.... what's the beef? =/
But I can see what you mean; he's been typecasted as an amusing jerk.
Cmon, Sammy J. plays a numbrr of good roles, with a wide variety of characters. Look at his character in Pulp Fiction, he was a bad mothafuckin' hit man. How about Die Hard 3, bad mothafuckin' locksmith. Snakes on a plane, bad mothafucking' policeman. All the marvel movies, bad mothafuckin' cyclops...I mean secret agent. Samuel Jackson has a wide repetoire of different bad mothafuckers in his filmography.

Oh yeah, he plays a bad mothafuckin' white guy in the boondocks.
2043  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Robocop reboot 2014! on: June 15, 2012, 04:11:36 PM
and unlike Dice and her BS shenanigans about Chrono Break, this is truefax.

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1234721/

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoboCop_(franchise)#section_1

Yes, not exactly from the mouth of the creator, and if you read a few of the paragraphs before the final "confirmation", it has been delayed and such for 7 years. However, with names like Gary Oldman and Samuel L. Jackson...I am crossing every appendage I can cross without great pain.
2044  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: Recently Viewed Movies Episode 2: The Vampire Bites Back on: June 14, 2012, 11:37:45 PM
Agent.  Please change your word of the week to "fuckwin". xD

Also, in the Sin City world, men are criminals or everyday heroes, and the women are hos it seems.
After that bullshit topic you made, I should change it to dicesux, but I like you most of the time...so I'll let it slide. Also, yes, 99% of the women in Sin City are in fact prostitutes.  I say 99% cuz the asian chick is DEFINITELY NOT a ho.
2045  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: Recently Viewed Movies Episode 2: The Vampire Bites Back on: June 14, 2012, 09:55:33 PM
My specific training was in radiology, smart ass. :P
Inb4prostatexrays?

Edited cuz I should probably post something relevant after 2 dumbass posts.

First, mother fucking Fight Club. That movie was fuckwin when I first saw it as a young, naive kid with no understanding of its deeper meaning. Nowadays it's just so awesome. Edward Norton plays a great schitzo, and Brad Pitt...well he can do no wrong. Great movie was great.

Next Kung Fu Panda 2. I think my biggest dislike in it was Jack Black. He's stupid, loud, obnoxious, and most importantly he's a douchebag. Everything he said in that movie just ruined any emotional impact it COULD have had. Seriously, even Jean Claude Van Damme was tolerable for all 3 lines of dialogue he had, Jack Black is terrible.

Next is The Girl Next Door. The first thing I ever saw Elisha Cuthbert in, damn she's hot. Idk, I like this movie, it had a certain thing about it that always caught my attention, maybe how the nerd gets the porn star, maybe how the nerd fucked the porn star, maybe how the nerd became a porn star...sort of. It's a good movie, and I was glad I caught it the other day, made my day better.

Last, and I only say it cuz I'm watching it now is Sin City. Damn good movie, even if certain parts are TERRIBLY overacted (Clive Owens...I'm looking at you). Young Jessica Alba is soooooo fine, even if she's a wee slutty. Fucking Bruce Willis is awesome.
2046  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: Recently Viewed Movies Episode 2: The Vampire Bites Back on: June 14, 2012, 01:01:00 AM
Not really, my specialty is not in breast cancer. :P
Inb4prostateexaminations
2047  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Chrono Break officially announced; out Summer 2013... on: June 13, 2012, 09:13:34 PM
Dice, you're a fucking BALLOON.

I should really update my word of the week....that's like 3 months now.
2048  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: Recently Viewed Movies Episode 2: The Vampire Bites Back on: June 13, 2012, 09:11:52 PM
[stuff]

So... Ashton, if I got a medical issue would you give some free advice?? :O  (an alien [no pun intended] concept to American-Doctor but common for Canadian citizen [eh]).

Stan: “How do you take a pregnancy test over the computer?”

Francine: “Well, per instruction, I first took several pictures of my genitals...and then one of me peeing on a teddy bear and sent them to the doctor.”

Stan: “I don't think that that's real.”

Francine: “He's a legitimate doctor, Stan. See for yourself. Dr.Vadgers124@... 'Dear Mrs. Smith, Please forward multiple photos of your vagina ASAP along with a photo of your boobs again.'"

*computer beeps*

Francine: “That must be the result. Oh, God, here goes... Oh, Dr. Vadgers says my lab work requires more information. He needs to see my boobs popping out of a cheerleading outfit. I know what you're thinking. What is the boob test going to tell him that the butthole test didn't? He's just being super-careful.”
It's kind of like all those people who reply to the poor idiot looking for an online diagnoses of a runny nose. Though I admit, this was one of the more hillarious moments of American Dad.
2049  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Musashi: Samurai Legend on ps2 good? vs. ps1 game on: June 12, 2012, 02:30:26 PM
The first one was a good game, this was a cheap piece of junk with somewhat cool art direction. Using a girl as a weapon was funny for a few minutes, but quickly lost its novelty because it was actually effective., making you wish you had a woman stick more often. The story was dull, the game progression waa dull, and the gameplay was at its best...yep, dull. I was very displeased with this game, Brave Fencer was WWWWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY better.
2050  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Agni's Philosophy [Next-Gen Final Fantasy Tech Demo] on: June 11, 2012, 09:14:10 PM
Squeenix delivers yet again!
2051  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Agni's Philosophy [Next-Gen Final Fantasy Tech Demo] on: June 11, 2012, 12:58:26 AM
XIII-2 salvaged squeenix for me this gen to a degree. After running through XIII at mach speed, and my huge dissapointment of XII, followed by remakes abroad...this wasn't saying a whole lot. I'm with parn and ashton on this, one good game aside, squeenix has given a group of very cold gamers a super realistic picture of fire and a bunch of promises about how it will warm us all up...but a picture isn't the real thing, and there are quite a few fires burning off to the side. Maybe we should stop waiting for squeenix to deliver and just enjoy the games that offer us an actual game.
2052  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: Recently watched Episodes of TELEVISION BOX offerings! on: June 09, 2012, 09:13:55 PM
I like how the team has such disparate personalities too. M'gann has become ruthless and vicious, Superboy's basically the spitting image of Superman, and Lagoon Boy is just a fucking asshole (though his bit with the static over psychic linkup made me laugh).
Nightwing's reply just made it better too. I'd even go so far, regarding superboy, as to say he's become a bit too soft, but the superman reference does describe him well. M'gann has become the realist, showing no fear about getting her hands dirty, and when she went off on Superboy, I lul'd inside. He was so whipped, haha.
2053  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Xenoblade on: June 09, 2012, 04:26:13 PM
Exploration is fine if I gain something from it, but to just see huge areas of ocean and cliffs I can't reach pisses me off.

Yeah but there's not many places where you *can't* reach in the game. When I got to Makna Forest, I thought "can you really go that far off and explore the waterfall?" You can! The game is huge!

Take the time to explore!
Lol, I went to the secret spot in makna forest, right next to the waterfall that leads off the bionis....and leapt off it. Well, fell off, but yeah.

In alcamoth now, man that place is a huge space of boring so far. Leveled twice since I got there doing...you guessed it, fetch quests. Level 44 now, so overpowered.
2054  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: Recently watched Episodes of TELEVISION BOX offerings! on: June 09, 2012, 04:22:08 PM
Fucking eh, I mean Legend of Korra was pretty good and all, but young justice is amazing. How did it take so long to make a cartoon this good? Batman was cool, JLU was alright, Superman was okay, teen titans was funny and all....but goddamn this shit is like toon crack. I hoped for what happened in this episode to happen, but how it played out? Fuck amazing! Shit is amazing. As Nightwing would put so ellegantly...I was whelmed.
2055  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: Recently watched Episodes of TELEVISION BOX offerings! on: June 09, 2012, 02:50:14 PM
Okay, fuck the other stuff right now, Young Justice holy shit, best cartoon ever. If you aren't watching, you fail as a nerd.
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