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2416  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Mass Effect 3 (expect ME1&2 spoilers) on: March 17, 2012, 11:58:37 PM
Alright, been waiting for a while to run some mass multiplayer with you peeps, only kyuusei is on and when I last checked she was doing single player. What's up, we gonna smash some skulls or no?
2417  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Mass Effect 3 (expect ME1&2 spoilers) on: March 17, 2012, 05:29:57 PM
Yoda, what's your gamertag? I'll add you when I get home. Literally in a cab on my way now (love mah celly phone), and as a bonus I nabbed some xbl points. Might buy a spectre pack and or two, heh heh.
2418  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Why does BioWare hate blondes? on: March 17, 2012, 05:27:23 PM
Well, Potroast, it started as a joke, but I started to see it as kind of serious too. Most games have nothing but negative references to obese characters. I don't know why, being a bit bulky isn't a horrible thing. Look at ben franklin. Man was always portrayed as a tubby fellow, but I'll be damned if he wasn't brilliant. Napoleon, all jokes aside, was a short chubby ducker, but he was...well he was a dick, but people followed him. 1/4 of the U.S. Presidents were on the portly side, and they ran the damn country (kind of). Fat people deserve more respect!

I was gonna suggest boycotting games til we get a fat hero, but I got winded typing all of this.
2419  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Mass Effect 3 (expect ME1&2 spoilers) on: March 17, 2012, 04:56:02 PM
K, done working, getting a cab home now, so if anyone's up for some reaper beatings, gimme an hout and a half, cuz I SOOOOOO want to thrash some marauders.
2420  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: March 17, 2012, 03:02:26 PM
Sitting on the corner of 24th and 6th street in manhatta watching a shitton of non-irish people wearing green shirts, clover tattoos and stickers, green leprachaun hats, and a bunch of other ridiculous shit celebrate a holiday that they know NOTHING about. As a leprachaun myself (giant variety), I'm slightly annoyed. They can't respect my people for the other 364-365 days of the year, what makes today special?

Ohh cool, some spanish chick in a SUPER TIGHT green t shirt just puked across the street. Go St. Patty's Day!
2421  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Why does BioWare hate blondes? on: March 17, 2012, 02:50:47 PM
It's probably easier to make hair look better when it's darker. All the cleavage and ass modeling they've got and hair still looks a little bit off.

Edit: I don't care for the Femshep image they picked for the CE. The male one looks a bit stoic but Fem looks a bit greazy, like she just got done doing space pilates.


This makes me sad because the new artist Bioware hired after seeing his awesome fanart is... fucking awesome.  Weird direction they took with fem-shep, the artist is much better than that.

How come she looks NOTHING like Yvonne Strahovski?

Miranda didn't really either...  Fucking Kristen Bell looked like ass in assassins creed.
Say what you will, this is better than most fanart
Oh absolutely, she looks amazing in that picture, but I stand by statement. In game, she does look just like her....well, at least during the cutscenes (me2 sex scene in engineering anyone?). I don't like ass-assins creed, so I don't know about ms sarah marshall.
2422  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Why does BioWare hate blondes? on: March 17, 2012, 11:51:35 AM
It's probably easier to make hair look better when it's darker. All the cleavage and ass modeling they've got and hair still looks a little bit off.

Edit: I don't care for the Femshep image they picked for the CE. The male one looks a bit stoic but Fem looks a bit greazy, like she just got done doing space pilates.


This makes me sad because the new artist Bioware hired after seeing his awesome fanart is... fucking awesome.  Weird direction they took with fem-shep, the artist is much better than that.

How come she looks NOTHING like Yvonne Strahovski?
2423  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Why does BioWare hate blondes? on: March 17, 2012, 11:21:31 AM
WHY AIN'T THERE NO ANIMALS WHO TALK AND HAVE MISADVENTURES IN BIOWARE GAMES?11
Silly, food can't go on an adventure, only people can.
2424  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: The Merged Final Fantasy XIII-2 Thread on: March 17, 2012, 11:04:44 AM
I tried the nabaat fight with a very unprepared team. It's not hard, persay, but it's definitely bullshit. Jihl summons like 5 enemies and buffs her defenses, making damaging her suck. My capped odin with 1300+ attack power was pulling 800 a hit. The trick to the fight is taking out certain enemies she summons and attacking her directly, cuz if you just beat her senseless, she sacrifices all her pawns and uses them to heal herself and stun you. However, it's dependant on which enemies are left as to what happens when she sacrifices them. Oh, and she does it every minute.

20 minutes into the fight and I had made no headway, so I quit, I'll try again when I'm less distracted.
2425  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Why does BioWare hate blondes? on: March 16, 2012, 10:45:05 PM
I have a complaint, why the hell are there no fat character in most bioware titles besides the volus? Is bioware discriminating against the larger community? I find it offensive as a porker myself that bioware has limited fat characters to a secondary when most of america is comprised of obese people. I mean, we outnumber everyone 2 to 1, which when equated to size, is more like 5 to 1. Bioware, for shame!
2426  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Mass Effect 3 (expect ME1&2 spoilers) on: March 16, 2012, 08:56:38 PM
Goddamnit every time I make plans to do something, which btw is fucking never, I get forced to cancel em. Looks like I'm working tomorrow now, not sure for how long, and it's in the city...during the second biggest parade of the year in manhattan. I should be around in the evening, but daytime hours are shot.
2427  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Why does BioWare hate blondes? on: March 16, 2012, 08:33:58 PM
Miranda was blonde at one point during the concept stage. Thank god she is brunette.
The chick she's based on is blonde, I assume they changed her hair color cuz otherwise she would have basically been the same character she was in the t.v. show "Chuck", only less genetically super and more C.I.A. trained.
2428  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: Recently Viewed Movies Episode 2: The Vampire Bites Back on: March 16, 2012, 07:37:24 PM
I watched Sex Drive again....  I don't know why, I love this movie and gets the last bit of smut-humour I have room for.  Clark Duke is awesome bold for a pudgey-ball-headed man.... And this HAS to be James Marsden's best role -- I nearly die every time he's on screen.

I also watched The Big Lebowski after reminiscing about it with work peeps.  Needless to say, awesome flick.  It's all about the little things in it.  I'm kind of amazed at the love this film gets.  You get it when you watch it, but at a glance... I keep thinking "wtf is it about this movie that is so unreal?".  10/10
The moment in sex drive when Marsden's character catches up to everyone was hilarious. The rage he expressed at the sight of his car...priceless. Plus Seth Green as a sarcastic amish mechanic was such a fit, no one could have pulled it off better.


That being said, I don't like Clark Duke. He annoys me like Jonah Hill, only he's less...pathetic. Jonah Hill needs to quit eating altogether and maybe fade away from the limelight in his entirety.
2429  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Gust announces new Atelier game: Atelier Meruru on: March 16, 2012, 07:26:40 PM
Ar Tonelico went in a really different direction from Atelier. The character designs look about twelve on average again in the Arland trilogy, but since there is little to no overt fanservice, it doesn't come off nearly as weird.

Yeah...you didn't do the Fish Festival in Totori did you? That's 'moderate' tops. A bit higher than 'a little'. XP

Well, you get my point. I dread what a fourth Ar Tonelico would be like.
Ar Tonelico: The White Stream of Hope.
Ar Tonelico: Melody of a Raunchy Interlude
Ar Tonelico: The Last Finger
Ar Tonelico: Ribbed for Your Pleasure
Ar Tonelico: Now with a Resevoired Tip

Any of these dirty jokes hitting any high notes with you all?
2430  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Why does BioWare hate blondes? on: March 16, 2012, 07:21:32 PM
Uh, hello, blondes are simple minded. Just ask the one who tip toe'd past the bathroom.
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