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2416  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Why does BioWare hate blondes? on: March 17, 2012, 11:51:35 AM
It's probably easier to make hair look better when it's darker. All the cleavage and ass modeling they've got and hair still looks a little bit off.

Edit: I don't care for the Femshep image they picked for the CE. The male one looks a bit stoic but Fem looks a bit greazy, like she just got done doing space pilates.


This makes me sad because the new artist Bioware hired after seeing his awesome fanart is... fucking awesome.  Weird direction they took with fem-shep, the artist is much better than that.

How come she looks NOTHING like Yvonne Strahovski?
2417  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Why does BioWare hate blondes? on: March 17, 2012, 11:21:31 AM
WHY AIN'T THERE NO ANIMALS WHO TALK AND HAVE MISADVENTURES IN BIOWARE GAMES?11
Silly, food can't go on an adventure, only people can.
2418  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: The Merged Final Fantasy XIII-2 Thread on: March 17, 2012, 11:04:44 AM
I tried the nabaat fight with a very unprepared team. It's not hard, persay, but it's definitely bullshit. Jihl summons like 5 enemies and buffs her defenses, making damaging her suck. My capped odin with 1300+ attack power was pulling 800 a hit. The trick to the fight is taking out certain enemies she summons and attacking her directly, cuz if you just beat her senseless, she sacrifices all her pawns and uses them to heal herself and stun you. However, it's dependant on which enemies are left as to what happens when she sacrifices them. Oh, and she does it every minute.

20 minutes into the fight and I had made no headway, so I quit, I'll try again when I'm less distracted.
2419  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Why does BioWare hate blondes? on: March 16, 2012, 10:45:05 PM
I have a complaint, why the hell are there no fat character in most bioware titles besides the volus? Is bioware discriminating against the larger community? I find it offensive as a porker myself that bioware has limited fat characters to a secondary when most of america is comprised of obese people. I mean, we outnumber everyone 2 to 1, which when equated to size, is more like 5 to 1. Bioware, for shame!
2420  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Mass Effect 3 (expect ME1&2 spoilers) on: March 16, 2012, 08:56:38 PM
Goddamnit every time I make plans to do something, which btw is fucking never, I get forced to cancel em. Looks like I'm working tomorrow now, not sure for how long, and it's in the city...during the second biggest parade of the year in manhattan. I should be around in the evening, but daytime hours are shot.
2421  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Why does BioWare hate blondes? on: March 16, 2012, 08:33:58 PM
Miranda was blonde at one point during the concept stage. Thank god she is brunette.
The chick she's based on is blonde, I assume they changed her hair color cuz otherwise she would have basically been the same character she was in the t.v. show "Chuck", only less genetically super and more C.I.A. trained.
2422  Media / Anime, TV, and Movies / Re: Recently Viewed Movies Episode 2: The Vampire Bites Back on: March 16, 2012, 07:37:24 PM
I watched Sex Drive again....  I don't know why, I love this movie and gets the last bit of smut-humour I have room for.  Clark Duke is awesome bold for a pudgey-ball-headed man.... And this HAS to be James Marsden's best role -- I nearly die every time he's on screen.

I also watched The Big Lebowski after reminiscing about it with work peeps.  Needless to say, awesome flick.  It's all about the little things in it.  I'm kind of amazed at the love this film gets.  You get it when you watch it, but at a glance... I keep thinking "wtf is it about this movie that is so unreal?".  10/10
The moment in sex drive when Marsden's character catches up to everyone was hilarious. The rage he expressed at the sight of his car...priceless. Plus Seth Green as a sarcastic amish mechanic was such a fit, no one could have pulled it off better.


That being said, I don't like Clark Duke. He annoys me like Jonah Hill, only he's less...pathetic. Jonah Hill needs to quit eating altogether and maybe fade away from the limelight in his entirety.
2423  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Gust announces new Atelier game: Atelier Meruru on: March 16, 2012, 07:26:40 PM
Ar Tonelico went in a really different direction from Atelier. The character designs look about twelve on average again in the Arland trilogy, but since there is little to no overt fanservice, it doesn't come off nearly as weird.

Yeah...you didn't do the Fish Festival in Totori did you? That's 'moderate' tops. A bit higher than 'a little'. XP

Well, you get my point. I dread what a fourth Ar Tonelico would be like.
Ar Tonelico: The White Stream of Hope.
Ar Tonelico: Melody of a Raunchy Interlude
Ar Tonelico: The Last Finger
Ar Tonelico: Ribbed for Your Pleasure
Ar Tonelico: Now with a Resevoired Tip

Any of these dirty jokes hitting any high notes with you all?
2424  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Why does BioWare hate blondes? on: March 16, 2012, 07:21:32 PM
Uh, hello, blondes are simple minded. Just ask the one who tip toe'd past the bathroom.
2425  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky on: March 16, 2012, 05:38:30 PM
I never enjoyed a game as much as I enjoyed tits for my psp.

Not many titles are as enjoyable as the tits series.

Anyone can enjoy tits, they're very family friendly.

I remember my last encounter with tits...been a while.

You should always use two hands to play with tits.

Okay, I'm done.
2426  The Rest / General Discussions / Re: What's the haps? on: March 16, 2012, 05:31:48 PM
A bird pooped on my head while I was working. Stupid ny pidgeons. And I was working at a church, so I couldn't start flipping out about it.

let me tell you all a little something about me. I enjoy cursing. I by no means need to curse, I can have a conversation at an intellectual level with ease, not needing to stall for thought processes with the use of "fucking" as crutch to buy time. I like the terms, they define me and my way of conversation. I've never been offended by vulgar language, nor do I use it to directly offend people unless I desire to do so at said time. Cursing is fun, I like it like how college students enjoy talking about silly nonsense and political garbage and how they want to make a stand (see Occupy Wallstreet) while sitting around getting drunk at frat parties.

That being said, to refrain from using foul language because of my location....was a fucking nightmare. Everything I said, I had to see in my head before I said it. The worst word I used was poop, and how I was super cheesed off that I got tagged. Even my old man said wow, a whole day without a fuck, shit, or ass out of your mouth ( he was far less respectful of our location), I am almost impressed. I don't know if I can pull that off more than once a week, and I have what looks to be a pretty long term relationship growing with this church now. I mean...they pay well and I don't have to heave roadcases up and down a huge set of stairs, it's pretty cool.

Long story short, I now have a new dislike of harlem, new york. I can't swear when I am over there.
2427  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Mass Effect 3 (expect ME1&2 spoilers) on: March 16, 2012, 05:04:40 PM
See, I'm half (HALF) tempted to nab some xbl points for the from ashes dlc and the blow the rest on spectre packs to up my multiplayer stuff. I only played mp for like a day and a half, and haven't really gotten much done for it.
2428  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Mass Effect 3 (expect ME1&2 spoilers) on: March 16, 2012, 03:43:54 PM
Glad I chose laundry and grocery shopping today then.
2429  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Mass Effect 3 (expect ME1&2 spoilers) on: March 16, 2012, 03:23:00 PM
So hey, when would be a good time for us all to get on for multiplayer? I'm about to take care of some errands, but after that I believe I'm free, though I'm waiting for a few buds to reply to a movie invite. Saturday is open for me too, so I'll be bouncing around between mass effect and killing jihl nabaat in ffxiii-2 for the day.

Eagerly awaiting putting down some enemy forces with my level 19 soldier.
2430  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Re: Gust announces new Atelier game: Atelier Meruru on: March 16, 2012, 01:30:49 PM
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I call horseshit on the puny sizes here.

You should have said 'puni', because that would have been eh.. puni? Barrel!

I had a size S once. It was a GBA one with the text 'Wil je met me linken?' (Do you want to link with me?). Other than that it's always L-XXL. Oh, and I got some yoga pants from Sony for some reason. Size L. Donated them to charity, then felt kind of bad about it, because they were poorly made and hideous.
Ahhhh I c wut u did thar.

Been too long aince I played a gust title, much less an atelier game. After ar tobelico qoga, I kinda stopped looking at their offerings. Qoga was too creepy for me, and I have a high tolerance for creepy.
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