Even less of an idea on how to MAKE a girlfriend.
Sounds like a job for a mad scientist.
I think I'd stand a better chance at making a girlfriend than getting one.
At least I get to code the logic.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND speaking of female logic!
Here's a prime example of how I won't ever understand women social logic.
At work, a guy left to get a coffee and it's been 3 hours since he left.
Another guy comes and asks where he is, so I say "I have no idea, he left for a coffee like hours ago. Must be the biggest damn coffee ever"
After the guy leaves, my female coworker sitting in the next cubicle turns to me and says "You shouldn't have said that."
I'm like "Why?"
She's like "Well, these 2 guys are friends so if the other guy hears you said that, he might not like you anymore because that makes him look bad in front of his friend."
I just kinda stared into nothingness for a moment and sat down confused.