Saw "Midnight in Paris" with my girlfriend. What a good movie. We snuck a bottle of wine into the theatre thinking it would be empty. It was nearly a full house. We decided not to open it fearing that the cork popping would be rather obnoxious and obvious.
When we got home, we realized it had a cap.
Bless your soul for sneaking in shit.
I do that all the time. I usually get a pint of whiskey and dump it into my pop.
I'm weird about salt at movie theaters too. I go to Wendy's and steal the packs of salt (Wendy's works the best because the salt is very fine) to put on my popcorn at the movie theater when the thing is half empty or so.
I'm serious about my salty ass popcorn.