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1426  The Rest / General Discussions / PS3 Controller Redesign Confirmed! on: March 27, 2006, 07:10:51 PM
They need to make a one handed controller like they had for the regular PS. This new one needs to be shaped like a naked chick with the analog sticks for nipples and the buttons set up around her vag. That would be the best controller ever. If you don't agree with me then you can go eat a dick. ^_^
1427  Media / The Soundroom / Song of the Moment on: March 26, 2006, 10:31:44 PM
I have been all about MC Lars lately. MC Lars Signing Emo


 "Marty, Marty listen to me.
Bring me something the kids will cry for
Get out there, and get us stoked!"
Meet Marty, major label A&R scout
Forty years old, gut hanging out
Red Ferrari, Marty living in L.A.
Bumps another line to get through the day
Dumped by his girl, he paid for her liposuction
His friends call him "Money," in his introduction
And Marty knows nothing but claims to know it all
Lose the flat screen TV if he drops the ball
You’re as good as your last hit, find the next big thing
If he doesn't bring the bling, his cell phone won't ring
What's the trend, what's new? What's a label scout to do?
Office life, Marty 11:32
The label pres. calls and yells, "Sign more emo!"
How about screamo? "If it sells, sign Nemo,"
"We're down 2%, and BMG knows,
My Daughter likes Dashboard, so get me one of those!"
He checks AP.net, the Scout and more
Yelling band names to his assistant through the door
The kids like this, who cares if it's great?
So he signs a band called Hearts that Hate
"Marty... we've got a hit!"

CHORUS
Cry tonight. My hands around your hands
I won't let you die tonight
Cry tonight. My heart's in your hands
I won't let you...

Hearts that Hate, Marty goes to their show,
Up in the club and here we go
Marty sees a girl in a Simple Plan shirt
With a Senses Fail boy, ha! that’ll never work
He finds his label friends in the corner they huddle
An emo cattle auction, they penetrate the bubble
They talk about Victory and signing TBS
Dissing the same bands they just tried to impress
So the lights go down, the crowd starts to scream
Hearts that Hate have hit the scene
Blake on vocals, and lead guitar
He does a backflip, "Look how different we are!"
They show up at the studio to record it
A TRL, Billboard Modern Rock hit
They auto-tune Blake, but he can't tell
He says, "I've got perfect pitch, damn I sing well"
ProTools, Logic, cut, copy, paste,
Quantized solos and quantized bass
Signed, sealed, delivered and sent,
Across the U.S. and the single went

REPEAT CHORUS

Momentum builds, but it all caves in
Industrial comes back, the pres. needs a NIN
Marty finds a new band called "Fetal Coil"
And Hearts that Hate try to keep their fans loyal
They re-work their sound for album number two
As "Machines of Hate” but their career is through
They break up and work pushing mops and brooms
Blake gives guitar lessons in his living room
Blake gives guitar lessons in his living room
Blake gives guitar lessons in his living room
"Can you teach me track five Mr. Blake?"
"Hey, I wrote that song and it goes like this!"
1428  Media / Multiplayer RPGs / Shattered Hand Guys on: March 25, 2006, 10:50:50 PM
I just got home from work, it's 10:30est. Yes...I had to work yet another double. I fucking love my job. I especially love my DM who is not a douch bag cunt faced whore bitch at all. No sir, not even close to one. I tried getting on but got stuck at authenticating. So I am just gonna go sleep now. Sorry fellas.
1429  Media / Multiplayer RPGs / Shattered Hand Guys on: March 23, 2006, 10:57:09 PM
I don't get out of work until 6pm server time. So...yeah...
1430  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Suikoden V on: March 23, 2006, 10:17:20 AM
Quote from: "Bogatyr"
Quote from: "Daggerstrike"
Quote from: "Bogatyr"
So, can't you do something about this? This is called rip-off.


What are you talking about? What could he possibly do? Whine, bitch and moan because he didn't get something that is free? Something that not every store gets? People have this sense of entitlement, like they deserve something because they are special.  Yeah...go do something...you totally got ripped off! Fucking idiots.


You are an idiot. If there was an expectation - read, an agreement - that a preorder ensues these bonus, they are obliged to it.


There is an expectation, but that does not constitute an agreement if the expectation is only one sided. The items are in limited supply, and every sign about pre-orderig states that. A pre-order does not ensure anything except that you will get the game when it is released. If they receive enough of the pre-order items for everyone to get one, then that is all well and good, but that rarely happens. The store does not control how many they get.
1431  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Suikoden V on: March 22, 2006, 09:27:40 PM
Quote from: "Marona"
I dont think its wrong for people to get a little bent out of shape when they didnt receive something that they were entitled and or promised to even if it is free, its kind of like waving a steak over a dogs head and then pulling it away at the last second.

Its definatly not a ripoff but a dissapointment since the item was a promotional incentive to preorder / purchase the item at full price, it may not seem like that big of a deal to you but im sure you would feel a little dissapointed if you were entitled to a free gift for doing something in return, and then finding out that you wont be receiving it.


They aren't entitled to it, nor should they have been promised it. Usually there is a disclaimer of "While supplies last". I deal with this shit every fucking day. I had some fucking douche bag yelling at me because he didn't get the Guild Wars pre-order disc. You know what fuck face? We don't make them here in the store, so why don't you go shove your fucking hand up NCSofts ass for not sending me a fuck ton of them? It's the same way for all the items. Stores get a couple, or none at all, and usually get more pre-orders than they have items. It's the nature of the beast. Deal with it.

Edit:If you really want one, I can see if I have any left at my store. Just send me a PM if you want one and I can see if we have any.
1432  Media / Single-Player RPGs / Suikoden V on: March 22, 2006, 08:40:55 PM
Quote from: "Bogatyr"
So, can't you do something about this? This is called rip-off.


What are you talking about? What could he possibly do? Whine, bitch and moan because he didn't get something that is free? Something that not every store gets? People have this sense of entitlement, like they deserve something because they are special.  Yeah...go do something...you totally got ripped off! Fucking idiots.
1433  Media / The Soundroom / Song of the Moment on: March 22, 2006, 06:30:15 PM
MC Lars-Hot Topic is Not Punk Rock

MC Lars is definitely not Lars Frederickson. He go to MClars.com to learn more about him. He is just a recent college grad who makes music on his laptop.
1434  The Rest / General Discussions / Revolution.....Renamed?! on: March 22, 2006, 08:04:57 AM
Quote from: "Dade the Ass McLaren"
Upon browsing about this story I've come across a few places that have the name "Legacy" being tossed around.

Hmmm Legacy or Revolution....

Both sound kinda cool. Legacy sounds pretty classy if you ask me.


You wouldn't know classy if it bit you on the dick.
1435  Media / Multiplayer RPGs / World of Warcraft OH MY GOD CURRENT EVENTS THREAD on: March 22, 2006, 07:57:25 AM
Quote from: "The Darkrider"
So Dade and I duoed Morbent Fel tonight.  We are clearly awesome.

Too bad our priest lagged out on us, or he would have gotten to see it. :P


I have no idea what fucking happened. I was sitting there, minding my own business killing zombies, the next thing I know I am staring at my desktop and couldn't get back on. Fuck WoW and fuck Verizon.
1436  The Rest / General Discussions / Introduce yourself here on: March 21, 2006, 07:15:37 PM
I am Daggerstrike, most people call me Daggs.

I am a guy, you can thank Dade for turning me into a man.
I am 25, almost 26...like 2 weeks...god I am old.
I am the manager of an EBgames in a state in the North East.
I am getting married in May. I love boobies.
I play a lot of WoW, though not as much as I used to.
If you want to know more, send me a PM and I will send you a pic. It might be of tubgirl...but I will send you one.
1437  Media / Multiplayer RPGs / WoW Priest 1.10 PVP video on: March 19, 2006, 09:15:20 PM
That is good stuff. I can't wait until the patch.
1438  Media / Multiplayer RPGs / World of Warcraft OH MY GOD CURRENT EVENTS THREAD on: March 19, 2006, 10:09:58 AM
I am not leaving either. I was just really pissed. I looked up the guy that did it on the WoW PvP ranking website and he is a Stoneguard with 45 DK's. I looked around and that is actually a lot of DK's comparatively to everyone else around him. When I hit 60, if he is still around, I am going to figure out a  way to rape him so very hard.
1439  Media / Multiplayer RPGs / World of Warcraft OH MY GOD CURRENT EVENTS THREAD on: March 18, 2006, 09:54:25 PM
Fuck PvP servers. Or, more accurately, fuck the douche bags who feel the need to corpse camp people 40 levels lower than them on PvP servers. Whatever. I am a fucking carebear. Call me whatever the fuck you want, but I personally find no fucking enjoyment in dying 9 times to some douche bag who gets his jollies by fucking killing someone who dies in 2 fucking hits. I hope that made you feel like a real man you fucking ass rag. Way to fuck me with your e-peen, you dumb fuck. That's right you fucking douche bag. Kill the clothie again. Fuck you. Fuck this. Fuck off.
1440  Media / The Soundroom / Recent Music Purchases on: March 16, 2006, 01:09:21 PM
Recently picked up NOFX "Never Trust a Hippy" and MC Chris "Eating isn't Cheating"
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