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 on: Today at 12:38:01 AM 
Started by Yoda - Last post by Agent D.
I personally would have gone with "you fucking obnoxious, stupid shithole of a human babymaker", but that's my thing when I get pissed.

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 on: Today at 12:35:16 AM 
Started by Yggdrasil - Last post by Agent D.
Was Alisha the one like twenty pages/a year or so back who didn't think pure ARPGs were RPGs (and didn't like ARPGs) and therefore said FFXV wasn't a RPG?

Who was that, anyway?
I had to look back and see who said it. It was zeronhitaro...Alisha just claimed sausage fest and shot it down. Goddamn sexism!

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 on: Today at 12:33:00 AM 
Started by Dincrest - Last post by kkhohoho
@Aeolus: Well, yes, but I honestly can't tell if you were being serious with that bit, or if you were just trying to spite me. :P
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Alex: You're not alone, Alexandra! trust me, you're not! You're--
Villager: Silence! You not speak unless spoken to!
Alex: I'll speak when I want to speak! But I'd advise against you doing the same. Trust me, your breath's horrific.
Villager: Just give me excuse, outsider...

As Alex was just nearly on the receiving end of a rather pointy spear, Leona, wisely keeping mostly hidden in the pack, noticed a rather large totem pole in the middle of the village. It was made of elaborate wooden carvings of various wooden animals, and right at the top was the largest, most well-crafted piece of the totem; a happy, smiling cat.

Leona: *Whispering* Always figured we cats should be treated like royalty.

Leona then snuck out of the pack and scampered off to the totem. It let loose it's claws and and climbed all the way to the very top. It sat up tall and proud atop the totem's head, beaming as if it were at the very center of attention. And then...

Leona: HEAR ME, PEOPLE OF THIS VILLAGE! I AM THE LIVING SPIRIT OF THE TOTEM! I HAVE LONG REMAINED VIGILANT OVER THIS VILLAGE WITHOUT MAKING MY PRESENCE KNOWN TO YOU! BUT NOW, I HAVE NO CHOICE! HEAR ME! THE GIRL YOU HAVE CAPTURED IS A CHILD OF THE GODS, AND THOSE YOU HAVE CAPTURED ARE HER SERVANTS! IF YOU HARM HER OR THOSE WHO SERVE HER, YOUR VILLAGE WILL BE COVERED IN SEVEN DAYS OF UNTHOUGHT OF HORRORS! DARKNESS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE! PLAGUES UPON ALL YOUR HOUSES! AND THE DEATHS OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR FIRST-BORNS! BUT THIS WILL ONLY OCCUR IF YOU DO NOT LET THIS CHILD OF THE GOD AND HER SERVANTS GO FREE! HEED MY WARNING, AND CHOOSE WISELY..."

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 on: Today at 12:30:48 AM 
Started by Yoda - Last post by Annubis
As far as manly meaty tears go, there's Kittan death scene from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

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 on: Today at 12:28:01 AM 
Started by Sagacious-T - Last post by bigdeath
ok so I just discovered a glitch that basically gives Sera infinite focus and made a youtube video about it.

Ah, could post the youtube video here so we can actually watch it? :P

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 on: Today at 12:20:44 AM 
Started by Yoda - Last post by Dice
Up's first 10 minutes or so, of course!

WALL-E's ending

The ending to How to Train your Dragon really got me.  

Pay it Forward's ending

(Eugh, sorry) The ending for The Notebook. x_X  It was just so fucking happy.

Meet Joe Black is hammy, but I think it's agreat choice nonetheless.

While I think this movie is completely overrated dross, the big sad scene of The English Patient
Code:
For the fellas who haven't sceen it:  Love interest is in a terrible plane accident and, while holding on, needs medical attention.  Main love interest guy goes off to nearby town to get help, but gets restrained and arrested for something.  Needless to say, she dies and he couldn't save his lover.

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 on: Today at 12:18:25 AM 
Started by Yoda - Last post by MeshGearFox
I too got thrown out of a computer lab today because I called someone a cunt.

Although in my case, this was at our local branch of the Marie Trurbton School for Giant Disembodied Vaginas, and I guess the /c-word/ only counts as a term of endearment 'round those parts if you, yourself, are a giant disembodied vagina.

Otherwise it's a racial slur.

Yep.

#morecraptheydontteachyouingradschool.

 8 
 on: Today at 12:08:50 AM 
Started by Sagacious-T - Last post by Annubis
To Yoda, unfortunately there's no chest for or storage place for items.  It's one of those massive oversights that seems odd and will probably come with a patch.  I can't believe they missed something like that. 

Well, DA:O chest was part of a DLC...
I wouldn't be surprised if they did something like that again.

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 on: November 25, 2014, 11:48:07 PM 
Started by Sagacious-T - Last post by PaleRobbie
To Yoda, unfortunately there's no chest for or storage place for items.  It's one of those massive oversights that seems odd and will probably come with a patch.  I can't believe they missed something like that. 

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 on: November 25, 2014, 11:46:39 PM 
Started by Dincrest - Last post by insertnamehere
...signs telling the party to turn back and no trespassers, with skeletons littering the ground. The skeletons reanimate and begin attacking the party. It's a tough battle, but the skeletons are subdued and they fall back to the ground with the bones looking haphazardly placed.

Venturing forth, with Crestee leading the way, Alex notices a tripwire but it's too late. Crestee is hanging from a tree and looks bewildered.
Crestee: "Ack. Help meeeeeee. Please?"
Roko: "Such a vulnerable position, I like it..."
Alex: "SHH!!"
Alex hushes the rest of the party, and they hear rustling in the bushes, until suddenly two tribal warriors jump out begin speaking in a harsh tone with a thick accent.
Native: "I guess you didn't read the signs. That was foolish of you. You''l be coming with us, then. The girl that tripped the wire will stay here."
Making their way through the woods, the see various traps with occasional bodies laying around. Upon reaching the tribal village, we find a girl hung up on a rack, the torture device for stretching the limbs of its victims.
Roko: "Kinky."
Alex: "ALEXANDRA!"

Running up to the girl laid out on the rack, she looked puzzled and replied with a faint voice.
Alexandra: "Who are you? Do you know me? I don't recognize you."
Alex: "Are you serious? I'm your twin brother, Alexander! We were born into nobility in the kingdom of Selasse. How can you not remember?
Alexandra(?): "I don't know an Alexander, or Alexandra for that matter. I don't have a brother, much less a family. I'm all alone in this cruel world..."

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