#2. Prototype QED.
1) Having to wear the exact same outfit that never wears out and never gets changed or dirty wherever you go no matter how ridiculous or impractical it may be to the situation at hand.
2) Having to wear a ridiculously mismatched outfit that's either a full plate mail with 75 pounds of shoulder pads, spikes, and a helmet and can only comfortably fit Arnie or 5 pounds of chainmail bikini, thigh high boots, and shoulder pads and can only comfortably fit a well endowed supermodel like those on The Man Show.
3) Neither of the above but your clothes disintegrate in fanservicey ways at even a well aimed sneeze. No gender discrimination and applies to even fat and/or ugly people.