Went to taco bell this morning to try out their new breakfast menu. You'd think Waffle Taco would be an awesome idea, right? Well...........
Waffle Taco (sausage)= It was so bland I couldn't even describe it. The eggs and sausage were typical fast food stuff, but the waffle was horrible. Like a step down from a toaster waffle, really depressing. And for some reason they dump their shitty cheddar cheese on it, which usually would be ok but their cheddar is very sharp and doesn't work well with what should be a sweet and savory sandwich. It was terrible. My old man had a bacon taco....wasn't any better.
A.M. crunchwrap (also sausage)= Better, for sure. The addition of a hash brown IN the sandwich was cool, and the tortilla over it was tastier than that shit waffle. Still the same crappy cheddar, so it tastes odd,but it worked much better this time. Again, dad had bacon but he complained it sucked. Can't ever make him happy.
Breakfast Burrito= How the hell do you call yourself a tex-mex joint and have a burrito that's inferior in every way to mcdonalds? Mcdonalds breakfast burrito is leaps and bounds better, they have peppers in it and their sausage is spicier, taco bell's is just bigger and blockier.EXTREME letdown.
Hash brown=Satisfactory. It's just a deep fried potato brick, hard to screw up.
Cinnabon Delights= They've had these for a while, so not much to say about em. Take a cinnabon cinnamon roll, remove the roll and replace it with a hushpuppy like fritter almost, and put the remaining icing inside it. It's a lot nastier than it sounds, but still beats the waffle taco.
The only thing my old man didn't hate was the coffee, so take that as you will. Overall, I'd say all those Ronald Mcdonalds were lying tbrough their teeth in the commercials, taco bell should stick to cheap shit stoner food and the caramel apple empanadas. Those things are fucking amazing.