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Giving Suikoden 5 a second chance
« on: February 12, 2012, 06:58:51 PM »
Years ago I clocked 30 some hours into this piece of turd and flung it aside with feelings of disgust and buyers remorse. Today I decided to try it again, I am a forgiving God so there would be time for a second evaluation.

The konami logo, title screen, options menu and naming your character menu were all fine and dandy. The game even let me disable voices how nice. Unfortunately it began with a cutscene. Rule of thumb, if I don't give a shit about your game how am I supposed to give a shit about your cutscene? What's this? Voices? I thought I disabled them! Voices in my cutscene and the prince making stupid faces! It's like 2006 all over again. Save me I pleaded with my playstation 2, please I beg of you. So with great haste I proceeded to mash the buttons on my controller in an attempt to skip the cutscene. Noooooo, I was stuck. Stuck listening to whatever the boring fuck was going on while my main character stood there with a dick up his ass making faces at me.

Final Review.

piece of shit/10

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Re: Giving Suikoden 5 a second chance
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2012, 07:04:13 PM »
10/10 would read again

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Re: Giving Suikoden 5 a second chance
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2012, 07:05:04 PM »
tl;dr

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Re: Giving Suikoden 5 a second chance
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2012, 09:06:39 PM »
Man, try harder.

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Re: Giving Suikoden 5 a second chance
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2012, 09:42:57 PM »
Why did you guys ban him.  He is seriously the best poster on RPGFan.  I am being sincere, FYI.

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Re: Giving Suikoden 5 a second chance
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2012, 09:44:12 PM »
Is he unbanned yet.  Bring him back.

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Re: Giving Suikoden 5 a second chance
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2012, 09:45:05 PM »
Not my call, but compared to his old stuff it was lacking anyway. He didn't even get any indignant replies for that FFXI/XIV thread.

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Re: Giving Suikoden 5 a second chance
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2012, 09:46:05 PM »
Tell the person who made the decision to stop being a flaccid penis and unban him.

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Re: Giving Suikoden 5 a second chance
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2012, 10:02:43 PM »
Why did you guys ban him.  He is seriously the best poster on RPGFan.  I am being sincere, FYI.

i second this motion

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Re: Giving Suikoden 5 a second chance
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2012, 10:04:29 PM »
He gave the game a second chance.  I say give him a second chance too.  It is only fair.

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Re: Giving Suikoden 5 a second chance
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2012, 10:09:27 PM »
My favorite comedian returns after a prolonged absence and gets banned instantly?  That's some bullshit.

I'd like the coward that did this without giving him the goddamn courtesy of a sarcastic response to reveal himself.
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Re: Giving Suikoden 5 a second chance
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2012, 10:15:42 PM »
I'm wondering if this is just part of the comedy routine?
In my vision, I see that one of us is going to KO the other.

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Re: Giving Suikoden 5 a second chance
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2012, 11:12:55 PM »
Good show. *eats popcorn*

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Re: Giving Suikoden 5 a second chance
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2012, 11:20:20 PM »
I'm for reinstatement of forum position... if he hasn't moved on or gotten beat up.
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