I just wanted to post this, I found it somewhere and it's honestly hilarious:
Tales of Graces f prologue, abridged:
<Hubert> Waaaah! I'm afraid of going to see the flowers!
<Asbel> Shut up and come drink this water so I can make sure it doesn't have any parasites or anything...
<Asbel> Holy crap it's a hot chick!
<Sophie> D'aaaaaaaahhhhhh Butterflies!
<Asbel> Silly woman, cliffs are for garbage. Let's get you home to my bedroom...
<Cheria> You rat bastard! You took crybaby out to see the flowers and left me at home with grandpa then come back with a <developmentally challenged> sex doll?!?
<Asbel> Damn stra..... (Hubert whispering in ear) er... here! I got you a flower!
<Aston> You disobeyed me again and came back with a <developmentally challenged> sex doll? We're taking her to the cops and your ass is grounded!
<Asbel> Screw the grounding! I'm rich! C'mon Asthma Girl, Crybaby, Hot chick, we're gonna go find you some character development!
<Asbel> Wow sugart*ts! You're really responsive!
<Cheria> You know... I can be submissive too...
<Asbel> Abracadabra, shut the hell up B****! Hey Sophie, where'd you go?...
<Aston> ...so you snuck out, brought the crybaby, asthma girl, and the <idiot> on a long journey through monster infested areas Why?!?!? Cheria nearly died!!! You are SO grounded!
<Asbel> Screw the grounding, I'm rich! Take that Hitchcock!
<Aston> You snuck out with asthma girl and crybaby so you could kill a bird.... That is f-ed up Asbel. Stay the hell away from Richard...
<Asbel> (Say it with me) Screw the rules! I'm 11! C'mon bubblebut, let's get some Dick!
<Aston> So you kidnapped the heir apparent so he could nearly get assassinated and then let him fall off a damn cliff... We called out the national guard for this!!! You are NOT to leave your room do you hear me?!?
<Asbel> (I'm sorry.. it's what happens though) Screw the rules! C'mon sexpot, we're going to the capital to get Dick.
<Aston> OMFG you little s***! You snuck out AGAIN, went on monster infested roads AGAIN, and came to a large city all by yourself so you could kidnap Richard AGAIN?!? Don't you f-ing DARE leave this inn. When we get back to Lahnt so help me...
<Asbel> (Really Asbel???) Screw the Rules! C'mon sweetcheeks, asthma girl, crybaby, we're going through a monster filled cavern to get Dick!
<Aston> Ya know what Asbel? I'm not even mad any more. I've come full circle. Your idiot friend is dead. You, Cheria, and Hubert were greatly wounded, it's a miracle that ANY of you survived... I've sent Hubert away to protect him from your stupidity and in hopes that there won't be a succession battle when I die. Now PLEASE, for the love of god, will you settle down so I can train you to be Lord of Lahnt?!?
<Asbel> Screw you guys, I'm going to Knight school!
<Cheria> You're taking me though right?
<Cheria> F*** you Asbel =(
<Asbel> Listen up Knight School. I wanna be a Mystic Knight and I won't take No for an answer!!!