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"When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we're done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they're going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable." - Michael Bay -- Source: Comic Book Movies

Childhood is gonna be destroyed yet again. :D
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Re: Michael Bay talks TMNT movie! says, "They are from an Alien Race..."
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2012, 04:32:54 PM »
No Michael Bay.... just ....no ..bad idea is bad.
*insert demotivational poster here*Micheal Bay taking a dump on childhood memories since forever.

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Re: Michael Bay talks TMNT movie! says, "They are from an Alien Race..."
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2012, 05:27:18 PM »
"When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we're done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race--

...Did this man even read/see TMNT? Just... why? Not to mention, what can Micheal Bay do with this? About the only thing he specializes in is **** blowing up, but the TMNT's don't blow up much **** in general. Unless... Micheal decides that they can...

My god...

(Heaven forbid if he decides to make April the 'protaganist', ala Spike...)

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Re: Michael Bay talks TMNT movie! says, "They are from an Alien Race..."
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2012, 01:27:08 AM »
Well in all fairness if we're going Foot Clan = Robots route then there's one explosion per henchmen easily.

But really, need I say more than 'Technodrome'? XD

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Re: Michael Bay talks TMNT movie! says, "They are from an Alien Race..."
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2012, 01:54:56 AM »
Part of me wants to think he does it specifically to annoy the fans, which makes me laugh heartily.

Then I realize he's being serious and I laugh even harder.

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Re: Michael Bay talks TMNT movie! says, "They are from an Alien Race..."
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2012, 06:02:26 AM »
I want to see how he fits in whirring robots like they did w/ that Battleship movie.

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Re: Michael Bay talks TMNT movie! says, "They are from an Alien Race..."
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2012, 09:19:24 AM »
The original(live action) TMNT film is still amazing. Watch it again, there were so many subtle jokes in that film.

"You're claustrophobic!"
"Hey, you want a punch in the mouth? I've never even LOOKED at another guy."

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Re: Michael Bay talks TMNT movie! says, "They are from an Alien Race..."
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2012, 09:43:20 AM »
Yep. He's going to make the Turtles into Godzilla aliens that occasionally show up to help the US military battle against the evil Mecha Godzilla alien forces of the Foot Clan while Casey Jones tries to keep the Turtles hidden from his parents and eventually saves the day by running the plot macguffin of the movie into the end zone to score both the touchdown to save all of humanity for team US military and Megan Fox who will be playing April O'Neil.

The tl;dr is that he's basically going to take the Transformer movies and replace all instances of Transformer characters with TMNT characters.

Hopefully the next movie he makes will do the same with the Care Bears.


Fake Edit: And the second(live action) TMNT still features a musical number by Vanilla Ice. Watch it again, there are so many subtle jokes you could make about that film.
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Re: Michael Bay talks TMNT movie! says, "They are from an Alien Race..."
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2012, 02:49:49 PM »
The original(live action) TMNT film is still amazing. Watch it again, there were so many subtle jokes in that film.

"You're claustrophobic!"
"Hey, you want a punch in the mouth? I've never even LOOKED at another guy."

First movie was great because for the most part it stayed true to the original comic, just without the blood.

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Re: Michael Bay talks TMNT movie! says, "They are from an Alien Race..."
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2012, 09:57:01 PM »
Childhood is gonna be destroyed yet again. :D

Japan beat Michael Bay to the punch a long time ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGMfb60lc14

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Re: Michael Bay talks TMNT movie! says, "They are from an Alien Race..."
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2012, 10:58:41 PM »
Childhood is gonna be destroyed yet again. :D

Japan beat Michael Bay to the punch a long time ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGMfb60lc14
o_O wt beeping f did I just watch? lol

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Re: Michael Bay talks TMNT movie! says, "They are from an Alien Race..."
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2012, 11:03:40 PM »
Japan beat Michael Bay to the punch a long time ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGMfb60lc14

Well yeah, they did. But this is glorious in the most ridiculous way imaginable.
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Re: Michael Bay talks TMNT movie! says, "They are from an Alien Race..."
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2012, 11:58:07 PM »
Japan beat Michael Bay to the punch a long time ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGMfb60lc14

Well yeah, they did. But this is glorious in most ridiculous way imaginable.

Reminds me of another cartoon Japan chose to adapt from America... what's technically "moe", colourful, adorable, and loves being ridiculous (which Japan does from the get-go anyways)???  That's right! Powerpuff Girls!!
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Re: Michael Bay talks TMNT movie! says, "They are from an Alien Race..."
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2012, 07:41:17 AM »
Childhood is gonna be destroyed yet again. :D

Japan beat Michael Bay to the punch a long time ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGMfb60lc14

I didn't even need to click on that link to know exactly what you are talking about, and I would love Michael Bay forever if he went with this instead. Fortunately we can all rest assured that he'll never even veer near it since there isn't enough pedestrian nor pro US Military action to warrant even a single glance from the master of the Bay-splosion.

Also I can already see Master Splinter being both black and the only good guy to die. This movie's gonna be a massive trainwreck.
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Re: Michael Bay talks TMNT movie! says, "They are from an Alien Race..."
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2012, 09:27:20 AM »
Childhood is gonna be destroyed yet again. :D

Japan beat Michael Bay to the punch a long time ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGMfb60lc14
I watched this video muted alongside south park's "let's fighting love". Never has anything so terribad been so super awesome.

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