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« Reply #30 on: April 04, 2012, 10:13:21 AM »

Although my first choice superpower is still to be in several places at once, my second choice superpower would be the ability to speak, understand, and read any language fluently.
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« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2012, 04:38:20 PM »

I've always thought Lelouch's power was pretty boss.  I wouldn't mind having it.  Why yes Kelly Clarkson, we do happen to be dating.
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« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2012, 04:42:46 PM »

I'd want that with the stipulation that it works more than once.
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« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2012, 04:49:54 PM »

Super smell would be awesome. You could smell your girlfriend's.....time of the month coming and make a valiant effort to STAY THE FUCK AWAY.
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« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2012, 04:54:07 PM »

Dude, menstrual blood smells horrible. I already have a keen sense of smell. No thanks.
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« Reply #35 on: April 04, 2012, 06:02:21 PM »

Agent D. has never known a woman's touch
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« Reply #36 on: April 04, 2012, 06:23:34 PM »

Agent D. has never known a woman's touch
Well, I may not be gay, but the thought of 3-5 days a month where my girlfriend/wife/etc basically goes batshit has always scared me. 2 younger sisters both over the age of 21 now, I got to experience periods first hand....man I wish I could have seen those coming and gotten out of dodge. No super power can save you from a hormonal lady who ran out of midol.
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« Reply #37 on: April 04, 2012, 07:47:27 PM »

...unless you're into warpaint and/or find appeal in seeing your wiggle-whacker emerge covered in blood, then you won't be steering clear. 
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« Reply #38 on: April 04, 2012, 07:48:22 PM »

"What's the worst sexual experience you've ever had?"

"It takes a brave man to swim in the red river, but it takes a hero to drink from it."
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« Reply #39 on: April 04, 2012, 07:59:03 PM »

...that's where I'd draw the line.  If she needs me to swim in the red river to help ease her cramps a little, I'd probably do it on the condition that I get to sport warpaint like a warrior about to plunge into the thick of battle.  Drinking from it... no thank you.  

In college, I saw one of my friends after he'd drank from the red river and he looked like something out of a horror movie; his beard was all gory looking.  It took me years to unsee that.    

EDIT: But lemme tell you, tampons can be a punk or metal musician's best friend (along with duct tape.)  Why you ask?  Moshpits.  This one dude told me a story where this guy took a massive elbow to the face and this girl shoved two of her tampons up his nostrils.  

EDIT 2: My 3rd choice superpower would either be accelerated healing or "oculus reparo" to magically fix eyeglasses like Hermione does in Harry Potter.  Why?  Moshpits again. 
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« Reply #40 on: April 04, 2012, 08:22:38 PM »

I had this discussion before with coworkers years ago.  My power would be the ability to regulate the temperature immediately around me and experience a comfortable 75 degrees Fahrenheit with a slight breeze and sunshine.  I could walk outside in a pair of shorts and a t-shirt no matter where I'd go, whether it be rain, snow, or swimming in a pool of lava.  I'd always feel great.
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« Reply #41 on: April 04, 2012, 08:24:20 PM »

My superpower is to bring Thoren back
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« Reply #42 on: April 04, 2012, 09:44:58 PM »

I'd want that with the stipulation that it works more than once.

Don't forget about adding the stipulations of not having it trigger during a smug fueled monologue about making somebody do something horrible and batshit insane against their will, and not having a rear end in a top hat running around undoing your handiwork and landing you in a whole heap of trouble.
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« Reply #43 on: April 04, 2012, 10:36:29 PM »

Has anyone said the talk/speak/understand every language ever wish?
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« Reply #44 on: April 04, 2012, 11:13:23 PM »

Has anyone said the talk/speak/understand every language ever wish?

Clearly you need this one

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