600 word story

[Tooker]

Caught this on Reddit today and had to post about it here.  It's a story that the author wrote for a contest about short stories that are only 600 words long.  He won.  I found it pretty darned amusing. :)

http://batshite.com/2011/01/05/six-hundred-words/

[Wild Armor]

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Thinking quickly, Bob fearlessly jettisoned the female love interest into space, which served to distract the Polly Wogs as he high-tailed it back to Planet Cabbage.

Yeah, I'd give him 1st prize for that line. ;)