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Re: Today's News
« Reply #706 on: November 05, 2013, 02:12:03 PM »
"Yes I have smoked crack cocaine"

"probably in one of my drunken stupors"


Hahahaha.

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Re: Today's News
« Reply #707 on: November 05, 2013, 07:32:40 PM »
o/` I do not feel joy o/`
o/` I do not dream o/`
o/` I only stare at the door and smoke o/`


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Re: Today's News
« Reply #708 on: November 05, 2013, 08:25:21 PM »
He's honestly matching up with Mayor Quimby's level of incompetence and scandal for their position

http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2013/11/05/rob_ford_yes_i_have_smoked_crack_cocaine.html


God this almost feels familiar



In his defense, he probably thought Lewinski was a man.
I'm not sure why you would say this. I actually thought she was kind of cute. I wonder what she's up to nowadays.
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Re: Today's News
« Reply #709 on: November 06, 2013, 12:08:52 AM »
I don't think she looks masculine I was just being me and saying me things.
He's honestly matching up with Mayor Quimby's level of incompetence and scandal for their position

http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2013/11/05/rob_ford_yes_i_have_smoked_crack_cocaine.html


God this almost feels familiar

I'm not sure why you would say this. I actually thought she was kind of cute. I wonder what she's up to nowadays.

In his defense, he probably thought Lewinski was a man.
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Re: Today's News
« Reply #710 on: November 06, 2013, 03:38:36 AM »
The Toronto mayor admitted to crack smoking and announced his re-election campaign in the same breath.

I love that amount of sand

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Re: Today's News
« Reply #711 on: November 06, 2013, 08:55:53 PM »

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Re: Today's News
« Reply #712 on: November 06, 2013, 09:22:55 PM »
While that is adorable I prefer dogs that can't be crushed underfoot.


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Re: Today's News
« Reply #713 on: November 06, 2013, 10:59:22 PM »
Cutest thing in the universe.

Corgis <3

I also support the decision to have adorable corgi pups deemed as "News".  Bravo.

Yodes:  Yeah, the bigger the pooch the more to hug. Daww.

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/canada/archives/2013/11/20131104-142226.html
Ottawa Students wearing white "peace" poppies instead of red.
...I can't help but feel they're missing the point.

And this is old, but amusing:
http://couplesandco.blogspot.ca/2013/11/man-successfully-sues-wife-for-ugly.html
URL says it all; she had plastic surgery, got married, and surprise, the kid was born ugly.
I can't help but think about the kid's thoughts on this one day.  Sure, dad's a jerk, but mommy lied.  Still; dad sued mom because I was ugly.   *SADFACE*. D:
PS: The amusing picture in the URL is, allegedly, a *real* plastic surgery ad.
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Re: Today's News
« Reply #714 on: November 06, 2013, 11:15:00 PM »
Cutest thing in the universe.

Corgis <3

I also support the decision to have adorable corgi pups deemed as "News".  Bravo.

Oh, damn, I thought I posted that in the Youtube thread.  They're right next to each other.

...er, I mean that was totally on purpose.  Right.

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Re: Today's News
« Reply #715 on: November 06, 2013, 11:36:34 PM »
http://couplesandco.blogspot.ca/2013/11/man-successfully-sues-wife-for-ugly.html
URL says it all; she had plastic surgery, got married, and surprise, the kid was born ugly.
I can't help but think about the kid's thoughts on this one day.  Sure, dad's a jerk, but mommy lied.  Still; dad sued mom because I was ugly.   *SADFACE*. D:
PS: The amusing picture in the URL is, allegedly, a *real* plastic surgery ad.

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Re: Today's News
« Reply #716 on: November 07, 2013, 02:46:01 AM »
While that is adorable I prefer dogs that can't be crushed underfoot.



Hey, corgi's were originally used for herding, not of getting crushed by large mammals is kind of there thing.

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Re: Today's News
« Reply #717 on: November 07, 2013, 08:07:41 PM »
If you walk into a corgi you'll probably trip over it, while the corgi just sits there, completely unmoved.
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Re: Today's News
« Reply #718 on: November 08, 2013, 04:30:36 AM »
At times he reminds me of Don Vito from Viva La Bam

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/11/07/mayor_rob_ford_caught_in_video_rant.html

Man this guy is fascinating as hell. I hope he gets reelected

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