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Re: Confess your deepest and darkest secrets
« Reply #60 on: June 28, 2012, 06:28:17 PM »
Ash is a doctor, he's always gonna be rollin' in bitches.

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Re: Confess your deepest and darkest secrets
« Reply #61 on: June 28, 2012, 06:54:35 PM »
Ash is a doctor, he's always gonna be rollin' in bitches.
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Re: Confess your deepest and darkest secrets
« Reply #62 on: June 28, 2012, 07:13:46 PM »
- I have trouble getting past the first date with a women.  :(
- I've sworn off dating Lebanese women (lebanese bitches be CRAZY!!!).
- As much as I defend my race, I have VERY few friends in it, since I find my people annoying.
- I once went to a Duran Duran concert.
- I think its safe to say it now, but I once met Micheal Jackson and his kids.
- I know two people women in the game industry who used to be men(they haven't been outed).
- I've only beaten Diablo 3 once and lost interest in playing it again.
- I used to buy games super cheap from my old workplace, and return them to Gamestop for credit.
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Re: Confess your deepest and darkest secrets
« Reply #63 on: June 28, 2012, 07:40:16 PM »
I hope that strategy pays off for you when you're in your 30s, 40s, etc

If so, give me a few pro-tips!


There's no guarantee that I'll still even be single then. Also, being a doctor plus consistently looking young (my face has not changed a bit in ten years - I look almost the same as I do when I was 17) helps.

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Re: Confess your deepest and darkest secrets
« Reply #64 on: June 28, 2012, 09:21:16 PM »
Paula Dean?

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Re: Confess your deepest and darkest secrets
« Reply #65 on: June 28, 2012, 10:52:14 PM »
@ Grim did you recently get divorced or something?

Noooooooo. Why would you think that? Because I pointed out a few women I'm attracted to? You ARE allowed to do that while being married. You don't just suddenly block out all attractive people. My wife does it, too. My marriage is just fine, but thanks for your concern.


Me and my boyfriend do the same thing as well. I think its kinda liberating, and over half the time we both find the same dudes hawt. (Though I doubt it works quite the same in your case Grim :P)

Confessions:

- I once screamed at a friend during an argument in a crowded parking lot. At the top of my lungs screamed. Not my proudest moment.

- As hard as I try not to, and as much I say I'm not, I can be very judgmental. It's something I'm working on.

- I majored in German in college and have done very very little German related since I graduated last year, and just cannot bring myself to work on it. I'm terrified I'm going to eventually have a B.A. in a language I can't speak.

- When I was 12, I had a save in FF7 right before you did the Honeybee Inn, as well as right before you do the date with Barrett. These were for the obvious reasons a gay 12 year-old boy just entering puberty would have.

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Re: Confess your deepest and darkest secrets
« Reply #66 on: June 28, 2012, 10:58:33 PM »
Oh shit Tunnels, you just gave me Honeybee Inn flashbacks.

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Re: Confess your deepest and darkest secrets
« Reply #67 on: June 29, 2012, 01:40:22 AM »
Actually it just hit me that I do have one more technical secret:

-Because of my religious beliefs I do not see fit to support any kind of military in any way, shape, or form.

I think this is less one of those things I 'have' to keep secret and more something I elect to do so based on the observations that America is a really, really bad place to have any sort of anti-military opinion. Not so much for any 'the Gestapo are coming to get you' and more for the 'random stranger X is likely to go on a tirade at you without asking for any supplementary context to your opinion'. Which works for me because by and large I usually keep my opinions to myself anyhow. XD
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Re: Confess your deepest and darkest secrets
« Reply #68 on: June 29, 2012, 02:45:20 PM »
Wait, did someone just say that the girl who sings that "Call Me Maybe" song is not a girl, but a 27 year-old woman?  That is such a teenybopper song, I'd have expected her to be 20 at the oldest.  Crazy, man. 

The female vocalists in that 24- 32 age range I'm most drawn to are the ones in bands like Mistress, A Sound of Thunder, Pool of Thorns, Kandela, Lady Beast, MindMaze, Infernal Opera, Forsaken Entity, Abnormality, True Rumors...  It's no secret that Mistress has one of my absolute favorite singers and Abnormality has one of my favorite death growlers. 

And I have to up the irons for the queens: Doro Pesch (Warlock, Doro) and Angela Gossow (Arch Enemy). 

I'm not sure I necessarily have proverbial guilty pleasure music.  Sonata Arctica used to be my guilty pleasure band, but eff it, I love that band, no shame.  Cheesy Asian pop music was never a guilty pleasure.  I like it, no shame.  The closest thing I have to a guilty pleasure band is probably Sexcrement.
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Re: Confess your deepest and darkest secrets
« Reply #69 on: June 29, 2012, 04:09:06 PM »
Carly Ray Jepsen or something like that. She's born in 85 iirc. I had to look it up a few weeks ago myself. She definitely doesn't look mid twenties, but hey, I don't look 27 after I shave...

But yes, that's definitely a kidz bop single for sure.


Oh and something new I feel like adding to the deepest of darkest secrets club. I once lied to a blockbuster video store about 4 games I had rented out. See, my friends house caught on fire, pretty badly actually, most of the front was destroyed, including where he left his ps2 and the games we all took out. Seeing as I wasn't about to go buy 4 games from them, I told em the truth. The manager came out and said don't worry about it at all, saying she was glad to see none of us hurt. 2 days later, me and said buddy snuck into the wreck and found the ps2, along with one game inside, and after some careful detective work, found the other 3 games as well, all in working condition though the cases were fucked up. Hell, after a couple days of letting the ps2 dry out, I cleaned and re-assembled that and it worked fine too, though he claimed it was destroyed in the fire. Sold it to another buddy for 50 bucks which I split with the first pal. I look back on it and feel sort of bad. I'm not a liar by any means, and I wouldn't go out of my way to steal, but it just seemed so...idk excessive to go back and say we found the games, then pay the late fees and such.

Sucky games too, the two movie based lord of the rings games, tony hawk pro skater 3 or 4, and  I don't even recall the last one.

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Re: Confess your deepest and darkest secrets
« Reply #70 on: June 29, 2012, 06:49:01 PM »
I shot a man in Reno...just to watch him die.
All right, we are going to use a fan brush here and uh why don't you take some hunter green and we are going to put a happy little bush right down over here in the corner there and that'll just be our little secret and if you tell anyone that that bush is there I will come to your house and I will cut you.

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Re: Confess your deepest and darkest secrets
« Reply #71 on: June 29, 2012, 06:56:07 PM »
Nice

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Re: Confess your deepest and darkest secrets
« Reply #72 on: June 29, 2012, 07:01:37 PM »
Age, smage.  I'm 34 but people think I'm 24-26 because, thanks to healthy living, I look pretty young.  As for Carly Rae Jepsen, she's pretty cute.  Then again, most female pop singers are.  Not gonna lie, I wonder if she goes for aggressive punk/metal bass players:P  Hey, if Nergal from the black/death metal band Behemoth could hook up with a Polish pop star...

On another note, a punked out version of "It's Raining Men" would be a hilariously awesome moshpit anthem, especially during summertime in a hot and sweaty basement show. 
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Re: Confess your deepest and darkest secrets
« Reply #73 on: June 29, 2012, 09:02:49 PM »
Age, smage.  I'm 34 but people think I'm 24-26 because, thanks to healthy living, I look pretty young.  As for Carly Rae Jepsen, she's pretty cute.  Then again, most female pop singers are.  Not gonna lie, I wonder if she goes for aggressive punk/metal bass players:P  Hey, if Nergal from the black/death metal band Behemoth could hook up with a Polish pop star...

On another note, a punked out version of "It's Raining Men" would be a hilariously awesome moshpit anthem, especially during summertime in a hot and sweaty basement show. 
I can almost see starmongoose daydreaming this exact idea and scene in his mind.

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Re: Confess your deepest and darkest secrets
« Reply #74 on: June 29, 2012, 09:11:29 PM »
Hey, I am NOT the new horny, sexual deviant of the site now that DPK is gone. Lazlowe is still here, point that comment at him.