Confess your deepest and darkest secrets

[SonicDeathMonkey]

I have an account on GameFAQs with over 3300 karma.

I don't think it gets much darker than that.

[Esper_Crusader]

I'm a grown man and I cry at certain parts in Forrest Gump. I'm also a closet Lady Gaga fan.

[Yoda]

I cry during forest gump. I practically bawl myself senseless during braveheart.

[Parn]

I enjoy dancing this routine way too much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5nHpQac-2c

[Darklight]

I find Intervention to be possibly the funniest show on tv, to me it's pure comedy watching these family's crying about some bullshit story that no-one cares about. MOST of these fucktard families need to understand how easy they actually do have it and stop being such selfish fat ass no-bodies.

Deepest and darkest secrets,, hmmmm, got some??

[GrimReality]

I practically bawl myself senseless during braveheart.

I'm not sure I could get along with any man who doesn't. Same thing with LOTR.
There's nothing wrong with letting a movie get to you. I can't stand this idea propagated somewhere that if you're a REAL man, you don't cry. Fuck that. I say real mean DO cry when the situation warrants it. Bottling that shit up can't possibly be good for you.

Here's one: I cried at the end of To The Moon. What a great game.
I was just about there towards the end of Journey, too. Heck, even a few of those scenes towards the end of ME3 were tugging the strings.
I wish more games played with my emotions.

[Annubis]

I shed a tear with The Last Samurai.
That last charge ;_;

[Dice]

The Notebook did make me cry, because it was such a fucking happy ending.  Never Let Me Go did.  The Green Mile did it too.

I gotta watch Braveheart again, last time I saw it was like in '98 (and the one stint where it played at work, for like 6 hours thanks to the amount of commercial they threw in, didn't count).

Not a "dark secret", and I don't think I'm alone, but I still have trouble around my "first crush" (like, that first childhood crush).  I love my current boyfriend, so no issue there, I just mean I seem to stutter and still get embarrassed for some reason.  I think it's also because he is one of the funniest/confident guy I've ever met, so I don't feel like I can ever top it or reach "that" level, even though I'm pretty witty otherwise.  Wtf.

Dark Secrets:

I'd probably slip out an "aww" if Lucca did something adorable in real life.... =/

I think Jackass is Television gold!

I have a "raise-eyebrow"-able sexy fetish.  Yay, niche.

On that, I don't like the thought, nor want, a guy to go down on me.

My absolute favorite video game "item" (i.e.; not game) is one of those cheap box figures of Estelle from Tales of Vesperia (gimme some slack, she looks brilliant compared to the others).  On that note -- I'm in love with the character.

I read a novel that isn't a textbook...very, very rarely. (not that I hate reading, in fact I get caught up in it quite easily -- just I always find so many otherways to fill up the time).

A friend gave me a game to borrow, after not asking for it, I traded it in for store credit (no, it's not LotR War in the North [/inside joke]).

I do smoke weed.  And fuck all y'all who say it's for highschoolers, all I have to say to that is "you more than likely drink till drunk-stupid anyways".

I have a strange ass attraction to J.K. Simmons.  Maybe it's some weird freudian father-vibe I get from him.  But I'll save that for a shrink chair if it comes to it.

Other weird attractions: in Highschool, it wasn't about Brad Pitt, or Johnny Depp... it was Ed Norton <3.

[GrimReality]

Dark Secrets:

I have a "raise-eyebrow"-able sexy fetish.  Yay, niche.

Don't we all? I just wish I was with someone who was as open in that department as I am. Not that my wife is a prude or anything. She's just a bit insecure when it comes to bedroom antics. Apparently, a lot of women are.
It may be TMI, but I've never heard of a straight guy who didn't love going "down there" on a woman. Unless you don't take showers, I don't get why some women have an issue with it. Just lay back and enjoy the ride.
; - )

[Bytor]

straight...and I don't really enjoy it, I will do it for the Little Lady BUT it's NOT one of my favorite things to do, funny thing is she says I'm really good at it...dark secret: I am good so she'll "finish" and I can stop...damn don't let her read this, lol

[Ashtrot]

I do smoke weed.  And fuck all y'all who say it's for highschoolers, all I have to say to that is "you more than likely drink till drunk-stupid anyways".

Not often, I hope. The lingering smell is as bad as booze stink, and a hundred times more difficult to get rid of. Weed is fine, but the smell is ... Not great.

[Starmongoose]

Growing up in a family of weed smokers, I gotta say the smell was sometimes nauseating. I've never smoked in my life, so I can only guess that the trade-off is worth it.

[Dice]

I do smoke weed.  And fuck all y'all who say it's for highschoolers, all I have to say to that is "you more than likely drink till drunk-stupid anyways".

Not often, I hope. The lingering smell is as bad as booze stink, and a hundred times more difficult to get rid of. Weed is fine, but the smell is ... Not great.

A few times a week, and only when available.  The smell is awful, but I'd rather a bit stoned than drunk (I dealt with enough bozo's as a waitress).  I never smoke indoors, and usually have whatever refreshers on hand (gum, drink, perfume, air freshners) for whatever smell.  I admire the person who invented the paper-towel-tube with a dryer sheet method of covering up smoke smell... clearly the person who thought of it wasn't under the influence at the time.

[Akanbe-]

Dark Secrets:
I have a "raise-eyebrow"-able sexy fetish.  Yay, niche.

Don't we all? I just wish I was with someone who was as open in that department as I am. Not that my wife is a prude or anything. She's just a bit insecure when it comes to bedroom antics. Apparently, a lot of women are.
It may be TMI, but I've never heard of a straight guy who didn't love going "down there" on a woman. Unless you don't take showers, I don't get why some women have an issue with it. Just lay back and enjoy the ride.
; - )

An ex told me she couldn't get past the idea that it smelled or it didn't look good.  I think that insecurity is pretty common among women.

I do smoke weed.  And fuck all y'all who say it's for highschoolers, all I have to say to that is "you more than likely drink till drunk-stupid anyways".

At least it's something relatively harmless. Better that than something harder.

[Yoda]

There's not much I won't try when it comes to bumping uglies, especially in odd locations.

Something hilarious someone once told me about going down on chix and I'll share here: pretend you're writing the russian alphabet with your tongue. I guess arabic would be a better choice for the joke though.