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« Reply #45 on: August 02, 2012, 07:36:14 AM »

For years it's been joked about that someone should make an RPG based on the RPGFan crew.  And now, it has happened!  Ashton, you rule!  I don't know why, but the ribbon bit struck me as amusing.  

Man, it's even better than this (It's the "RPG cliche" round robin that evolved into a surprisingly good story): http://www.rpgfan.com/boards/index.php?topic=8002.0 (And, yes, I definitely had too much fun writing Taressa)

It's almost as good as Xenodurr: http://www.whatdoesgodneedwithastarship.com/

I approve of this nonsense! All of it!  

EDIT: Maybe a Suikoden let's play with each of us as a star of destiny.  Or Chrono Cross with its ginormous cast.
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« Reply #46 on: August 02, 2012, 11:00:06 AM »

Or Chrono Cross with its ginormous cast.

Mesh as Macha!

Adoring the [new] under the sea, the forgotten version of it.  I gotta use it. x)

Back in HS, we always did "Under the sheeets, under the sheeets -- down where it's wetter, down where it's better"
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« Reply #47 on: August 03, 2012, 10:18:10 PM »

Dincrest in RPGform

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« Reply #48 on: August 03, 2012, 10:55:17 PM »

Is that a Baldur's Gate portrait? Looks familiar...
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« Reply #49 on: August 03, 2012, 11:05:48 PM »

I think Yoda imagines Dincrest as an attractive amazon warrior.

I think Yoda wants an amazon warrior.

Hell I think I'd like me an amazon warrior.
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« Reply #50 on: August 04, 2012, 02:31:00 AM »

Well he is the chick of these boards.
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« Reply #51 on: August 04, 2012, 07:29:13 AM »

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(Okay okay, I get it.  And hey, what's an RPG without ellipses?)

At least I'm portrayed as a warrior and not a "sandwich bitch" to quote some of the early chapters in Akashik: http://apocalypsewriters.com/akashik/

Oddly enough, I was actually going to ask the question of "if we were a JRPG, what archetype would we fall into?"  I'd like to think I'd be that JRPG sidekick who flirts shamelessly with all the attractive women (PC or NPC) but gets shot down all the time.  Doesn't stop trying, though. 
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« Reply #52 on: August 04, 2012, 08:58:58 AM »

I call mascot character!

Kupo! Bearrific! Ho! Kweh? WOBBUFFET!
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« Reply #53 on: August 04, 2012, 11:00:06 AM »


The team finds a con artist peddling a faerie. Parn is fascinated by faeries. It comes in a bottle. Eusis spends most of his time during the traversal between the caravan and the next town tormenting the creature, screaming "HEY LISTEN" to it when it least suspects.

I LOL'd at this. Hard.
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« Reply #54 on: August 04, 2012, 07:27:45 PM »


The team finds a con artist peddling a faerie. Parn is fascinated by faeries. It comes in a bottle. Eusis spends most of his time during the traversal between the caravan and the next town tormenting the creature, screaming "HEY LISTEN" to it when it least suspects.

I LOL'd at this. Hard.

I'm surprised he didn't make a joke about wanting to boot the fairy out of the far more valuable bottle.
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« Reply #55 on: August 04, 2012, 07:34:57 PM »

I'm surprised he didn't make a joke about wanting to boot the fairy out of the far more valuable bottle.

But what if I died?
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« Reply #56 on: August 04, 2012, 08:52:38 PM »

I'm surprised he didn't make a joke about wanting to boot the fairy out of the far more valuable bottle.

But what if I died?

Step 1: Reincarnate off the table as a parrot.
Step 2: Follow the White Mage around for the rest of her life.
Step 3: Proceed to squawk 'Awrk! Life 3! Awrk! Life 3!' the rest of her days to remind her which magic she should've cast first thing.
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« Reply #57 on: August 04, 2012, 09:26:25 PM »

Step 1: Reincarnate off the table as a parrot.

You keep fairies in bottles to avoid crap like that.
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« Reply #58 on: August 04, 2012, 09:42:52 PM »

Step 1: Reincarnate off the table as a parrot.

You keep fairies in bottles to avoid crap like that.

That is hardly crap my friend. You have the same killing power as a house cat only you get a natural fly speed and pretty good maneuverability. You could completely rule any farm village you want as their parrot-y overlord, claiming to be a demon-bird from hell. And have your guilt tripped White Mage come in an 'exorcize' you from the place in exchange for bags of gold. Sounds like a good deal to me. XD
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« Reply #59 on: August 04, 2012, 10:37:32 PM »

I'm surprised he didn't make a joke about wanting to boot the fairy out of the far more valuable bottle.

But what if I died?

You have White Magic of your own don't you? You can take care of yourself.

But fine, if you insist you can keep your stinkin' fairy. Just keep in mind that the next time you need to bring a fish with you to open up the next dungeon that I told you so.
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