Star, want my meatballs, plenty of sauce, and a side of hot buns; butter them how much you want?
You are in the running.
Then would you be interested in my ham sausage, dripping in glaze, and I could throw in any condiment of your choosing, including my 'special sauce'. <_<
Perhaps to balance the meal, I'll even toss in a salad, caked in 'dressing'. >_>
And even a 'protein' shake to wash it all down with. :v