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Kevadu
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Some guy
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They're discontinuing Buckyballs!
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November 02, 2012, 06:18:53 PM »
You know those awesome magnets? Well, not
anymore
. Just because a handful of stupid kids swallowed some we can't have anything fun...
Get them while you still can
, because once they're out of stock that's it.
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Dice
Super Happy Fun Super Girl
AMG A GIRL
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Re: They're discontinuing Buckyballs!
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November 02, 2012, 06:31:21 PM »
Fucking kids. Rot!
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Annubis
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Re: They're discontinuing Buckyballs!
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November 02, 2012, 08:27:25 PM »
Quote from: Benjamin Franklin
He who sacrifices Buckyballs for security deserves neither.
Ok, personally, I don't own any and I don't really care... but god damn is this stupid.
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Tooker
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Re: They're discontinuing Buckyballs!
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November 02, 2012, 09:10:06 PM »
It's worth noting that they can literally kill you if you eat more than one of them, although you'd probably have to not eat them quite at the same time. The magnetic force between them is strong enough they could pinch two sections of your intestines together and they'd be unremovable without surgery.
That said, I gave my nephew a set when he was 11 or 12. Told him and his parents what the deal was, they said it was OK. My brother's really into guns, so as long as you know and follow safety rules, he's OK with having things around that can kill you.
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MeshGearFox
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HERE ON RUM ISLAND WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN RUM!
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Re: They're discontinuing Buckyballs!
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November 03, 2012, 12:11:25 AM »
Relevant.
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Parn
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Re: They're discontinuing Buckyballs!
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November 03, 2012, 12:27:00 AM »
what is gandalf doing in jail
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Taelus
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Reach out to the nineth lion.
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Re: They're discontinuing Buckyballs!
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November 03, 2012, 01:15:08 AM »
Quote from: MeshGearFox on November 03, 2012, 12:11:25 AM
Relevant.
I got lol from this.
I'm drunk, so it's not THAT great of a cheevo. But still. Well-played.
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Yoda
Mr. Self Destruct
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Re: They're discontinuing Buckyballs!
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November 03, 2012, 02:30:20 PM »
Quote from: Parn on November 03, 2012, 12:27:00 AM
what is gandalf doing in jail
Caught with pipeweed and intent to distribute
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Quote from: Dice on January 23, 2012, 01:21:14 AM
Naw man. Naw.
Quote from: Starmongoose on April 08, 2012, 07:14:58 PM
What is this sentence...
Quote from: Dice on March 13, 2013, 01:01:39 AM
You say stuff that says nothing.
Aeolus
I'm not evil!
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Re: They're discontinuing Buckyballs!
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November 03, 2012, 03:41:40 PM »
Quote from: Yoda on November 03, 2012, 02:30:20 PM
Quote from: Parn on November 03, 2012, 12:27:00 AM
what is gandalf doing in jail
Caught with pipeweed and intent to distribute
More like he falsely inducted average citizens into the Burglars Guild causing all sorts of administrative mayhem (and a couple of wars) in the process.
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John
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Re: They're discontinuing Buckyballs!
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November 03, 2012, 08:31:29 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fun-toy-banned-because-of-three-stupid-dead-kids,290/
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THROW PICKLE IN BURGER TO SPEED UP COMMERCIAL
Yggdrasil
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Re: They're discontinuing Buckyballs!
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November 03, 2012, 09:10:35 PM »
Quote from: John on November 03, 2012, 08:31:29 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fun-toy-banned-because-of-three-stupid-dead-kids,290/
"The first death occurred June 22, when 7-year-old Isaac Weiller of Grand Junction, CO, died after deliberately firing one of the spring-loaded plastic missiles into his left nostril. The missile shot into his sinuses, shattering the roof of his nasal cavity and causing a massive brain hemorrhage.
Shortly before dying, Weiller told emergency medical personnel at St. Luke's Medical Center that he had shot the missile into his nose in the belief that it would travel through his body and out his belly button."
...I know he was just a kid but, you can't be that dumb. I mean fuck.
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Eusis
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Re: They're discontinuing Buckyballs!
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November 03, 2012, 09:23:08 PM »
Quote from: Yggdrasil on November 03, 2012, 09:10:35 PM
you can't be that dumb.
Correct.
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Yggdrasil
Posts: 4354
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Re: They're discontinuing Buckyballs!
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November 03, 2012, 09:29:18 PM »
I didn't even bother to notice it was The Onion.
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Starmongoose
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Re: They're discontinuing Buckyballs!
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November 03, 2012, 09:34:01 PM »
Hahaha, I never fail to get amused when people don't either realise its the Onion or don't know what the Onion is.
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It's just a simple Pumpkin Bomb!
Yoda
Mr. Self Destruct
Posts: 6345
taking 'er easy for all you sinners
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Re: They're discontinuing Buckyballs!
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November 03, 2012, 09:43:22 PM »
Quote from: Eusis on November 03, 2012, 09:23:08 PM
Quote from: Yggdrasil on November 03, 2012, 09:10:35 PM
you can't be that dumb.
Correct.
Classic
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Quote from: Dice on January 23, 2012, 01:21:14 AM
Naw man. Naw.
Quote from: Starmongoose on April 08, 2012, 07:14:58 PM
What is this sentence...
Quote from: Dice on March 13, 2013, 01:01:39 AM
You say stuff that says nothing.
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