From the most quotable athlete of all time, Charles Barkley.
"I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan."
"We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good."
"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
"You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it."
"All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine."
"I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball."