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You're just being cryptic again. It's like soap opera sex. Lots of boring dialogue and when they finally do go to bed, everything's dark and covered by blankets.
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« on: December 04, 2012, 04:17:25 PM »
OK, so here's the deal:

I love the quote in my signature.  It's a badly translated quote from a Swiss article about one of the players from the Anaheim Ducks getting drunk and threatening to beat a whole bunch of people up "in three minutes".

But there's this NHL lockout thing and the lack of hockey in the US is getting to me.  So I want a new quote for my signature.  I don't care where it's from - but bonus points go to our own forum and RPGs.

However, if you decide that you don't really want to set my signature, just post some of your favorite quotes.
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« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2012, 04:19:36 PM »
"I'm a narcissistic fool to think anyone cares about my signature", John
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Naw man.  Naw.
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You say stuff that says nothing. 
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« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2012, 04:22:18 PM »
Quote from: Yoda on December 04, 2012, 04:19:36 PM
"I'm a narcissistic fool to think anyone cares about my signature", John


DON'T MAKE ME PULL THIS WEBSITE OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
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« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2012, 05:23:20 PM »
Something about liking shorts because they're comfy?

Or...
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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2012, 06:34:48 PM »
My sig is already a John quote. So you should use that. WE CAN BE QUOTE BUDDIES AMIRITE
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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2012, 06:50:29 PM »
Quote from: John on December 04, 2012, 04:22:18 PM
Quote from: Yoda on December 04, 2012, 04:19:36 PM
"I'm a narcissistic fool to think anyone cares about my signature", John


DON'T MAKE ME PULL THIS WEBSITE OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.

In all seriousness, and keeping w/ the baseball theme, this whole diatribe is the best thing ever
http://youtu.be/qI3jkgBi9MY
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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2012, 09:29:45 PM »
I CAN'T MOVE!  (lose)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYwL1txe_CY
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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2012, 10:50:07 PM »
From the most quotable athlete of all time, Charles Barkley. 

 "I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan."
"We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good."
 "I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
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"I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball."
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2012, 12:57:03 AM »
"" - John
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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2012, 08:53:04 PM »
The greatest...Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot by just watching.
 
It's like deja-vu, all over again.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
 
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
 
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2012, 10:23:12 PM »
Not a funny quote, but one of my favs comes from Joey Comeau and Emily Horne of A Softer World

"I have a two part question. 1. What would you do if you were going to die? And 2. How did you ever convince yourself you weren't?"
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« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2012, 10:43:29 PM »
Quote from: Bytor on December 05, 2012, 08:53:04 PM
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Aw, that reminded me of this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMR5JVo21wQ

And my sadness that I can't get my hands on the Muppet Movie soundtrack legally.
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« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2012, 11:26:00 PM »
Pick any random line from this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGsX7MvfExc
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« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2012, 03:43:27 AM »
Quote from: Parn on December 05, 2012, 11:26:00 PM
Pick any random line from this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGsX7MvfExc

Christ, I can never tell if Sega puts out these songs honestly thinking they're good or if they're secretly laughing their asses off every time a CD sells.
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« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2012, 10:30:21 PM »
He was a lot better in Daytona USA.
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