Square Enix is making an FF thing

[Akanbe-]

I guess Bravely Default is a low priority at the moment, if at all.

[Alisha]

i dont get this thought process. is it just hey its ok to snub core core gamers because theres way more casuals?

[Eusis]

i dont get this thought process. is it just hey its ok to snub core core gamers because theres way more casuals?

It's cheap and they can milk more obsessed or dumber fans of their money this way. It's not strictly snubbing, and I don't think anyone would think much of this if they actually had more being released here that wasn't Eidos stuff. Certainly their cellphone games years back didn't draw attention unless it was something like FFIV: The After Years.

[Raziel]

Massive regress.

[Aeolus]

i dont get this thought process. is it just hey its ok to snub core core gamers because theres way more casuals?

It's cheap and they can milk more obsessed or dumber fans of their money this way. It's not strictly snubbing, and I don't think anyone would think much of this if they actually had more being released here that wasn't Eidos stuff. Certainly their cellphone games years back didn't draw attention unless it was something like FFIV: The After Years.

I was interested in Friends of Mana back when it first came out with the rest of the World of Mana compilation and looked like it was related to Legend of Mana, but then I learned that Squeenix couldn't compilation worth a damn and even if this somehow did manage to make it outside of Japan it wouldn't be worth my time or money.

But yeah, I've seen romhacks that look more professionally done than this piece of crap.

[Annubis]

So it's a FF that you play by massively humping your Ipad smearing your nether region all over the screen to make all those characters attack?

EDIT: and all those quotes made me realize I somehow ended up writing you instead of your...

[Taelus]

So it's a FF that you play by massively humping you Ipad smearing you nether region all over the screen to make all those characters attack?

Isn't that how you play all your handheld games? It's sure how I do it.

[Klyde Chroma]

So it's a FF that you play by massively humping you Ipad smearing you nether region all over the screen to make all those characters attack?

See!! Thats why I can't play IOS games.... I haven't been good at massive humping since I was 23!!

[Aeolus]

And speaking of dry humping.

http://www.siliconera.com/2013/01/17/final-fantasy-all-the-bravests-joke-on-players-a-pig-is-a-premium-character/

Blow a $ to spin the wheel. Might as well hold a race in the men's restroom to see who can flush their money down the toilet fastest.

I hope to god somebody makes an alike on Newgrounds just to piss on Squeenix's parade just like they did with Megaman Xover.

[Annubis]

This game is a cash grab and probably as much fun as Cow Clicker.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_Clicker

[Yggdrasil]

PSA: Don't buy Final Fantasy: All the Bravest

Final Fantasy: All The Bravest Review Thread

If there's one reason to play Final Fantasy: All the Bravest, it's the hilarious flavor text

The slow, excruciating death of Final Fantasy

[Kevadu]

While I agree that All the Bravest looks terrible, Kotaku is once again writing sensationalist trash...

And companies wouldn't make "games" like this if people didn't keep buying them.  They have the advantage over real games of costing practically nothing to make.

[Dice]

While I agree that All the Bravest looks terrible, Kotaku is once again writing sensationalist trash...

And companies wouldn't make "games" like this if people didn't keep buying them.  They have the advantage over real games of costing practically nothing to make.

I actually think iPads are raising kids for their free time more than anything right now

[Aeolus]

PSA: Don't buy Final Fantasy: All the Bravest

Final Fantasy: All The Bravest Review Thread

If there's one reason to play Final Fantasy: All the Bravest, it's the hilarious flavor text

The slow, excruciating death of Final Fantasy

Hey now! I find that picture to be badly misinformed and unfunny. Squaresoft has nothing to do with this travesty beyond dying almost a decade ago.

[Annubis]

Oh wow... if your party gets wiped, you can revive them all... for 0.99$

Fuck this.