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Re: Square Enix is making an FF thing
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2013, 04:12:37 PM »
I guess Bravely Default is a low priority at the moment, if at all.

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Re: Square Enix is making an FF thing
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2013, 04:28:52 PM »
i dont get this thought process. is it just hey its ok to snub core core gamers because theres way more casuals?

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Re: Square Enix is making an FF thing
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2013, 05:52:03 PM »
i dont get this thought process. is it just hey its ok to snub core core gamers because theres way more casuals?

It's cheap and they can milk more obsessed or dumber fans of their money this way. It's not strictly snubbing, and I don't think anyone would think much of this if they actually had more being released here that wasn't Eidos stuff. Certainly their cellphone games years back didn't draw attention unless it was something like FFIV: The After Years.

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Re: Square Enix is making an FF thing
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2013, 06:47:36 PM »
Massive regress.

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Re: Square Enix is making an FF thing
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2013, 06:49:22 PM »
i dont get this thought process. is it just hey its ok to snub core core gamers because theres way more casuals?

It's cheap and they can milk more obsessed or dumber fans of their money this way. It's not strictly snubbing, and I don't think anyone would think much of this if they actually had more being released here that wasn't Eidos stuff. Certainly their cellphone games years back didn't draw attention unless it was something like FFIV: The After Years.

I was interested in Friends of Mana back when it first came out with the rest of the World of Mana compilation and looked like it was related to Legend of Mana, but then I learned that Squeenix couldn't compilation worth a damn and even if this somehow did manage to make it outside of Japan it wouldn't be worth my time or money.

But yeah, I've seen romhacks that look more professionally done than this piece of crap.
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Re: Square Enix is making an FF thing
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2013, 06:55:56 PM »
So it's a FF that you play by massively humping your Ipad smearing your nether region all over the screen to make all those characters attack?

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Re: Square Enix is making an FF thing
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2013, 07:27:14 PM »
So it's a FF that you play by massively humping you Ipad smearing you nether region all over the screen to make all those characters attack?

Isn't that how you play all your handheld games? It's sure how I do it.
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Re: Square Enix is making an FF thing
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2013, 03:46:09 PM »
So it's a FF that you play by massively humping you Ipad smearing you nether region all over the screen to make all those characters attack?

See!! Thats why I can't play IOS games.... I haven't been good at massive humping since I was 23!!
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Re: Square Enix is making an FF thing
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2013, 05:00:09 PM »
And speaking of dry humping.

http://www.siliconera.com/2013/01/17/final-fantasy-all-the-bravests-joke-on-players-a-pig-is-a-premium-character/

Blow a $ to spin the wheel. Might as well hold a race in the men's restroom to see who can flush their money down the toilet fastest.

I hope to god somebody makes an alike on Newgrounds just to piss on Squeenix's parade just like they did with Megaman Xover.
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Re: Square Enix is making an FF thing
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2013, 05:09:56 PM »
This game is a cash grab and probably as much fun as Cow Clicker.

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Re: Square Enix is making an FF thing
« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2013, 09:38:33 PM »
While I agree that All the Bravest looks terrible, Kotaku is once again writing sensationalist trash...

And companies wouldn't make "games" like this if people didn't keep buying them.  They have the advantage over real games of costing practically nothing to make.

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Re: Square Enix is making an FF thing
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2013, 12:33:48 AM »
While I agree that All the Bravest looks terrible, Kotaku is once again writing sensationalist trash...

And companies wouldn't make "games" like this if people didn't keep buying them.  They have the advantage over real games of costing practically nothing to make.

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Re: Square Enix is making an FF thing
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2013, 09:09:04 AM »
Oh wow... if your party gets wiped, you can revive them all... for 0.99$

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