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Number Two's eyes narrowed and became what are known in the Shouting and Killing People trade as cold slits, the idea presumable being to give your opponent the impression that you have lost your glasses or are having difficulty keeping awake. Why this is frightening is an, as yet, unresolved problem.
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« on: October 19, 2006, 12:16:26 PM »

http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/

...yeah.
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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2006, 12:36:16 PM »

That is truly a wonderful peice of literature...I love page 3.
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2006, 01:11:54 PM »

And he still  
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got a passing grage.  That paper netted him a D-.
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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2006, 05:19:07 PM »

How the hell did that get a 61%?! I would have been expelled for handing that in!

Pretty damn funny though.
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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2006, 06:15:40 PM »

eh.. Is that even a real paper someone handed in, or just some thing some moron made to post online for laughs? Seems kinda 4chan-ish to me.

If it is real, the author needs to rethink spending their money on college/uni.
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« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2006, 07:05:39 PM »

Bahahahaaha!

Fake or not, I find it real funny and page 3 is just plain genius.

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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2006, 07:24:47 PM »

Awesomeness.

BTW, anyone have the link to a similar essay thing that was posted here a while back (at least I think it was on here, unless I'm hallucinating)?
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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2006, 08:08:56 PM »

V-dawg: are you referring to the organic chemistry exam Morwan's friend posted where he basically went ape on it because he had just dropped the class?  I liked the part where the TA/professor corrected the guy's spelling of Louis Carroll to Lewis Carroll.
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« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2006, 08:15:34 PM »

He might be talking about the one that was written in ebonics and leetspeak.
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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2006, 09:02:07 PM »

Last citation was tubgirl.

This guy hated the greeks. Anal sex this, anal lube that.

I wonder if it is 4chan'ed or real...

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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2006, 09:07:16 PM »

OMG FAKE The teacher used the wrong form of "too" at one point, (Page is to big) and no self-respecting english teacher would do such a thing..../sarcasm
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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2006, 07:40:15 AM »

I saw this a while back.
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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2006, 05:17:27 PM »

Quote from: "Dincrest"
V-dawg: are you referring to the organic chemistry exam Morwan's friend posted where he basically went ape on it because he had just dropped the class?  I liked the part where the TA/professor corrected the guy's spelling of Louis Carroll to Lewis Carroll.

Yeah, I think that's the one I'm talking about. Probably.
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