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« on: October 19, 2006, 12:16:26 PM »

http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/

...yeah.
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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2006, 12:36:16 PM »

That is truly a wonderful peice of literature...I love page 3.
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2006, 01:11:54 PM »

And he still  
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got a passing grage.  That paper netted him a D-.
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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2006, 05:19:07 PM »

How the hell did that get a 61%?! I would have been expelled for handing that in!

Pretty damn funny though.
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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2006, 06:15:40 PM »

eh.. Is that even a real paper someone handed in, or just some thing some moron made to post online for laughs? Seems kinda 4chan-ish to me.

If it is real, the author needs to rethink spending their money on college/uni.
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« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2006, 07:05:39 PM »

Bahahahaaha!

Fake or not, I find it real funny and page 3 is just plain genius.

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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2006, 07:24:47 PM »

Awesomeness.

BTW, anyone have the link to a similar essay thing that was posted here a while back (at least I think it was on here, unless I'm hallucinating)?
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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2006, 08:08:56 PM »

V-dawg: are you referring to the organic chemistry exam Morwan's friend posted where he basically went ape on it because he had just dropped the class?  I liked the part where the TA/professor corrected the guy's spelling of Louis Carroll to Lewis Carroll.
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« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2006, 08:15:34 PM »

He might be talking about the one that was written in ebonics and leetspeak.
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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2006, 09:02:07 PM »

Last citation was tubgirl.

This guy hated the greeks. Anal sex this, anal lube that.

I wonder if it is 4chan'ed or real...

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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2006, 09:07:16 PM »

OMG FAKE The teacher used the wrong form of "too" at one point, (Page is to big) and no self-respecting english teacher would do such a thing..../sarcasm
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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2006, 07:40:15 AM »

I saw this a while back.
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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2006, 05:17:27 PM »

Quote from: "Dincrest"
V-dawg: are you referring to the organic chemistry exam Morwan's friend posted where he basically went ape on it because he had just dropped the class?  I liked the part where the TA/professor corrected the guy's spelling of Louis Carroll to Lewis Carroll.

Yeah, I think that's the one I'm talking about. Probably.
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