XBOX: A New Generation Revealed, May 21st

[Chronix112]

Dice what have you done?! Someone out there died from alcohol poisoning :P

edit:page 2 drinking game post pic.

[MeshGearFox]

http://www.joystiq.com/2013/05/22/xbox-one-requires-kinect-connection/

Remember when consoles were tiny, fast computers, with standardized hardware dedicated to gaming, and not these weird black boxes that watched what you were doing and had you talk to them?

How long till we get a console that you have to hug every so often or it turns off????

[Raze]

Best thing about the conference: The CoD dog is still cute. :D

Yeah, but you don't want to see that dog get hurt.

If you buy a xbox one puppy could die!

[Kevadu]

The folks who made this rather amusing abridged version of the PS4 reveal did one for the Xbox One too.

[insertnamehere]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=560478
Get some popcorn people! Thread gone full meltdown! If Sony does something similar...well, fuck console gaming I am going full PC. Never thought I would EVER say that.
Even without the atrocious DOA policy there is no way in hell I would buy this system. Kinect + needing mandatory internet = no go.

Not even gonna play portable games?

[Agent D.]

The folks who made this rather amusing abridged version of the PS4 reveal did one for the Xbox One too.

Awesome.

[Chronix112]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=560478
Get some popcorn people! Thread gone full meltdown! If Sony does something similar...well, fuck console gaming I am going full PC. Never thought I would EVER say that.
Even without the atrocious DOA policy there is no way in hell I would buy this system. Kinect + needing mandatory internet = no go.

Not even gonna play portable games?

I said in a later post i'd just stick with my Ps Vita or 3ds 

also thought this neo gaf avi was funny. Call of Doggy

[Dice]

Call of Doggy

[MeshGearFox]

I like the part where they said they scanned an actual dog for that.

Fuck it if you can already talk to your XBox why not just make a virtual dog. A virtual dog you can never hold.

[Annubis]

I live a life with my virtual wife, in a virtual house and have a virtual dog.
Don't speak to me about reality.

[Monsoon]

So how are we going to abbreviate this thing?  X1? Xone? XB1? The One (starring Jet Li)?  I'm personally pulling for XBone.

[Chronix112]

So how are we going to abbreviate this thing?  X1? Xone? XB1? The One (starring Jet Li)?  I'm personally pulling for XBone.

XBone it fits so well with Call of Doggy

[Aeolus]

So how are we going to abbreviate this thing?  X1? Xone? XB1? The One (starring Jet Li)?  I'm personally pulling for XBone.

XBone it fits so well with Call of Doggy

Second.

Namely because the XBone is XBoned.

[Agent D.]

Henceforth the wicked child of Micrsoft shall be know as the Xbone.

[Yggdrasil]