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Re: XBOX: A New Generation Revealed, May 21st
« Reply #165 on: May 23, 2013, 07:45:13 PM »
Oh oh oh or charging you for letting your goshdarn freeloader friends WATCH you play games.
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Re: XBOX: A New Generation Revealed, May 21st
« Reply #166 on: May 23, 2013, 07:48:33 PM »
Kinect 2.0. M$'s gift to you, your very own stalker.

edit: Would be funny if the thing acted like a jealous GF whenever you tried to play A Wii U  or PS4
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Re: XBOX: A New Generation Revealed, May 21st
« Reply #167 on: May 23, 2013, 07:55:10 PM »
You create a time paradox.

And when you put a mirror behind Kinect and one in front, you're dividing by zero.

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Re: XBOX: A New Generation Revealed, May 21st
« Reply #168 on: May 23, 2013, 08:24:13 PM »
Make a small box of mirrors and tape it over the lense of the kinect, and it will explode from all the everything.

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Re: XBOX: A New Generation Revealed, May 21st
« Reply #169 on: May 23, 2013, 08:26:57 PM »
Kinect 2.0. M$'s gift to you, your very own stalker.

edit: Would be funny if the thing acted like a jealous GF whenever you tried to play A Wii U  or PS4

Couldn't they write software for it to detect PS4 and WiiU startup noises..?
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Re: XBOX: A New Generation Revealed, May 21st
« Reply #170 on: May 23, 2013, 08:40:19 PM »
I wonder what are the ramifications of having sex in from of the new Kinect. :3

It may join in or, at the very least, offer helpful tips.

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Re: XBOX: A New Generation Revealed, May 21st
« Reply #171 on: May 23, 2013, 08:59:48 PM »
...

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Motion capture SecondLife for XBox One and Kinect.

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barf.
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Re: XBOX: A New Generation Revealed, May 21st
« Reply #172 on: May 23, 2013, 09:13:03 PM »
I wonder what are the ramifications of having sex in from of the new Kinect. :3

It may join in or, at the very least, offer helpful tips.

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Re: XBOX: A New Generation Revealed, May 21st
« Reply #173 on: May 23, 2013, 09:45:14 PM »
Better with Skinect.
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Re: XBOX: A New Generation Revealed, May 21st
« Reply #174 on: May 23, 2013, 10:12:48 PM »
The back and forth motion accidentally switches from your Zune sexmix to live TV and a broadcast of Golden Girls. Sex gets better then

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Re: XBOX: A New Generation Revealed, May 21st
« Reply #175 on: May 23, 2013, 10:41:14 PM »
The back and forth motion accidentally switches from your Zune sexmix to live TV and a broadcast of Golden Girls. Sex gets better then


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Re: XBOX: A New Generation Revealed, May 21st
« Reply #176 on: May 24, 2013, 12:41:05 AM »
http://www.justpushstart.com/2013/05/wii-u-sales-skyrocket-from-amazon-uk-following-xbox-one-reveal/

I was going to point this out but then I realized that the XBox One's unique capability to deliver busty octogenarian lesbians into our bedrooms means that this trend on Amazon UK probably won't last long.
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Re: XBOX: A New Generation Revealed, May 21st
« Reply #177 on: May 24, 2013, 01:00:17 AM »
Not really surprised since the Xbone conferrence basically said FU to literally the whole non US market.


edit: that plus a price cut made decision that much easier
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Re: XBOX: A New Generation Revealed, May 21st
« Reply #178 on: May 24, 2013, 02:15:40 AM »
The back and forth motion accidentally switches from your Zune sexmix to live TV and a broadcast of Golden Girls. Sex gets better then

And the moanings will bring up your other gf's account, including the number of times she's 'logged on' and 'played' with you, and then it Skypes her so that your soon-to-be ex can hear the screaming and shouting from your current ex.

Hey it could happen.
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Re: XBOX: A New Generation Revealed, May 21st
« Reply #179 on: May 24, 2013, 06:54:31 AM »
The back and forth motion accidentally switches from your Zune sexmix to live TV and a broadcast of Golden Girls. Sex gets better then

And the moanings will bring up your other gf's account, including the number of times she's 'logged on' and 'played' with you, and then it Skypes her so that your soon-to-be ex can hear the screaming and shouting from your current ex.

Hey it could happen.
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