1. FFIX remake is announced for the PS4. It is, inexplicably, called FFXIII-4.
2. Everyone is completely disappointed by the PS4 and XBox One conferences. Nintendo actually puts on a pretty good show, but it gets no media coverage for some reason.
3. Capcom does something to further cement everyone's opinion that they are a stupid as hell.
Bonus prediction since the last one was a joke:
1b. Whichever game wins best of E3 actually ends up sucking when it gets released.