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Re: Dumb Laws (the site that never fails to amuse me)
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2013, 08:00:39 PM »
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If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

Welp, I know what to do if I ever want a gun.
Can I trade the horse for a pony?

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Re: Dumb Laws (the site that never fails to amuse me)
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2013, 09:07:49 PM »
Who wouldn't want a Pinkie Pie party upon release from the slammer?  Well played, Meshie. 
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Re: Dumb Laws (the site that never fails to amuse me)
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2013, 09:13:44 PM »
She's also made of meat if you happen to get lost and hungry.
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Re: Dumb Laws (the site that never fails to amuse me)
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2013, 01:52:00 PM »
Pinkie Pie's "Pinkie Sense" pretty much prevents her from getting into danger and she works at a patisserie, so I'd say keeping her alive is more advantageous.  I'll stay out of danger AND get cake at the end of the journey. 
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Re: Dumb Laws (the site that never fails to amuse me)
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2013, 09:05:28 AM »
So apparently,the penalty for jumping off a building in New York is death..

Didn't see that one coming.

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